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  1. Jack Tatty

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    If Max Clifford was such a good PR man how come everyone thought he was a sh1thouse?
     
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    From the ice-age to the dole-age
    There is but one concern
    I have just discovered :
    Some girls are bigger than others
    Some girls are bigger than others
    Some girl's mothers are bigger than
    Other girl's mothers
     
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    Unlike a Libertine.
     
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    That’s a contradiction. :)
     
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    Who decided at dearne valley farm to use grilled tomatoes instead of tinned on an english. Grrrrrrrrr
    IS the pope a catholic.
    Do bears only **** in woods.
    Does thi mam always know better than thi dad.
    How long. is a piece of string.
    Why doesn’t money grow on trees.
    Why doesn’t time take a rest. And actually stop for a moment.
    Why can’t I do anything right. for doing Wrong. “Anyone else married.” :)
     
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    That seems quite sensible to me.you can get sustenance from an animal without having to lose it by killing it
     
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  7. Mr Badger

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    They tried a bull first but it didn't go down too well.
     
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    Is it? :)
     
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  9. Hooky feller

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    Yes that’s the cure. :)
     
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  10. Tyke_67

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    D'oh :)
     
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    If a tree fell over in a wood with no one there would it make a noise?
    If you were travelling at the speed of light in the dark would your headlights work?
     
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  12. Hooky feller

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    Looked in the mirror of late then. :)
     
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    No mate, I'd crack it :)
     
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    Looking back again and again. I now get the gist of the response. D’oh on my part. :oops::rolleyes::). Soz.
     
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    Answer to question 2:
    No it doesn't reduce the amount of alcohol - that can't be diluted. As for the effect on you - it will depend on how quickly you drink it. If you drink it at all the same time it will probably work quicker on the body than in a more concentrated form. However, the liver may be able to metabolize it more easily. The short term effect on the brain is that it will release dopamine, which gives you the "half hour high" but that level then drops to below what it was and you need to drink more to achieve the feeling, but it's not as high as the last time. Keep drinking and it will depress your nervous system and you will eventually pass out.
     
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    Don't apologise mate. nice to have a bit of banter :);)
     
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    What’s so funny ‘bout peace, love and understanding?
     
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    Who took a photo of the world's first camera?
     
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    Who's the black private dick
    That's a sex machine to all the chicks?
     
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    The bloke with the second camera. Obviously :);)
     
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