Important questions I need answering.

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  1. troff

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    Yep, that’s it. WD-40. Water Displacer, 40th attempt.

    They never changed the name from the code on the label when they invented it.
     
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    When you move things by Ship it's call cargo & when you move thing by car it's called shipment, why is that?
     
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    What did Pete Tong do wrong?
     
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    at the barbers today - barber picked up my Taff accent - asked me where I was from -
    Merthyr I replied -
    then he said - 'me and our lass have had some great holidays in Ilfracombe.'

    why did he say that?
     
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    doesn't sound like geography is his favourite subject!
     
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    Mr Badger Well-Known Member

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    Did he ask if you wanted anything for the weekend?
    I never got asked that, even when I was a kid.
     
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    Who watched the first TV broadcast when no-one had a TV? Or did people buy TVs before TV broadcasts ever started?
     
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    Why do yoghurts have a best before date, the milk is already sour?
     
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    Female chickens have a menstrual cycle that can be daily during certain times of the year. Like women, hens have ovaries. During a hen’s cycle, an ovary sends a yolk on its path. The yolk forms what we know of as an “egg white” as it moves through the reproductive tract into the shell gland. The shell takes about 21 hours to form and “Cluck!”—out pops an egg!
     
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    At a guess, it might have something to do with eggs being a soup of hormones.
     
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    Why is a ship referred to a as a " she" and not a "he" or any other of the made up genders
     
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    What was wrong with cured ham?
     
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    I can’t tell you how long a piece of string is, but I can tell you that a rope is 720ft long. If you have a piece of rope which is less than 720ft long, it’s called a line.
     
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    do you get wire wool off a hydraulic ram ?
     

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