Inoffensive insults thread

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    "I refuse to enter a battle of wits with an unarmed man."
     
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    Dime Bar, Remmy and Doylum. (School Ground one's from Pontefract).
     
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    you sausage
     
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    Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elder berries:)
     
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    You blaggard
     
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    I too was insulted regularly as a young cricketer.

    ' You useless long blond streak of pi55'.

    I want to make a stand on behalf of long blond streaks of pi55 everywhere.
     
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    Numpty is one of my favourites.
     
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    My auntie use to call everyone a berk.. now her being a good Catholic girl never swore and thought berk was fine.
    I later found out that berk is actully cockney rhyming slang for... Berkshire Hunt..
     
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    Surely you'd call someone a bark then?
     
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