Inoffensive insults thread

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  1. Loa

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    Fanny.
     
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    Yes but knob on its own works equally well
     
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    Stephen Dawson Well-Known Member

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    All in the context for me. I think you can call things as extreme as you want if it's meant in a light-hearted way. I've been called a lovely person loads of times.
     
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    'Soft lad' is popular out here in north Yorkshire, particularly in the construction trades
     
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    I've had "you gret nana".
     
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    "You're about as much use as a chocolate fireguard" (although a bit outdated as most people no longer have open fireplaces).
    My other favourite is/was " You're as much use as an ashtray on a Ducati".
     
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    Thas gorra face like a smacked àrse
     
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    Or a dog chewin' a wasp.
     
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    Pigglyponk :)

    Yes, I'm in a silly mood today :D
     
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    Fanny fart
     
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    Some right w@nkspangles in this thread :)
     
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    I’d be offended if someone called me that! Worst insult in this thread.
     
    JamDrop, Nov 10, 2021
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    Filthy piece of distended rectum... (name the TV show)
     
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    I always prefer “you’ve got a face like a bulldog licking píss off a nettle”
     
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