It reared it's head again, so for everyone's benefit

You are merely an egg.

A young boy, like yourself, who barely has hair on it should not be looking at things like my Wife ... it would put you off Ladies forever ... in fact, hold up - you must have already seen her.

I'd prefer not to comment on the x picture.
Even Dirk wouldn't do her.

 

So, even the 'experts' get the difference between libel and slander wrong? It's not simply 'written' and 'spoken'. It's more a question of permanancy. i.e. Libel is defamation in a permanent form, slander is transient.

I'm even boring myself here.

 

RE: You are merely an egg.

She sounds erm...nice.

As does X's missus.

You may keep the pictures of your wife, and X's wife...I'm happy looking at my own(although we're not married).

 

You've got it ...

... you fat ugly *******.

Who bums sheep & steals money from pensioners.

 

RE: You've got it ...

Right. I'm contacting my lawyer. Nobody calls me 'you' and gets away with it.

 

Okay, okay ...

... I retractacle my aforemunchened slatement about lirebel & slender.

I fully understand that the old Ladies you mug generally call you 'Mister', not 'You'.

Mister fat ugly *******.
(When I said that I was pointing in your general direction).

 

RE: Okay, okay ...

While you were pointing, I ducked. You're now in trouble with people who were stood behind me.

 

Yes, but ...

I am wearing a mask of Peter Kaye out of Max & Paddy ... so when I took it off amid the confusion - they then saw you.
It looks like you're in trouble.

I'm off home.
Explain Libel & Slander to me again ... I'll pretend to listen, but actually pack my desk up & head off in the car.

 

RE: Yes, but ...

I would, but you wouldn't get it. I'll stick to explaining why Chopra is better than Conlon for 90 minutes and letting you claim the 'insights' as your own.

 

Honestly ...

... coughed my boiled sweet straight across the room.

Technically - we made Chopra the player he is.
In fact - I'm claiming 4 of the 17 he scored last season.
You can have 2, just for good attendance or summat.