It seems to me that Heather McCartney....

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  1. Gue

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    #21 Guest, Jun 14, 2006
    Reason she's getting a divorce...

    She wants to marry someone else, she can't do that while married to Paul because she believes in mahogany.</p>

    (Pause for penny to drop and gives a huge groan...)</p>
     
  2. Hea

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    #22 Heaney, Jun 14, 2006
    you would have to be BARKing mad to go out with her
     
  3. Gue

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    #23 Guest, Jun 14, 2006
    The long john winding road...

    that leads to your dooor
     
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    #24 jedi one, Jun 14, 2006
    THATS PROSTHETIC !!!
     
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    #25 Oaktyke, Jun 14, 2006
    Norwegian Wood
     
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    #26 DJ Fatty Boy, Jun 14, 2006
    He'd just bought her a plane as a present too

    Her leg has never been as smooth
     
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    #27 jedi one, Jun 14, 2006
    RE: Do you mean Heather Mills-McCartney?

    IF her stump is playing up will she be "sore mills" ?
     
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    #28 Mrs Revvie P, Jun 14, 2006
    I've nailed her

    But she split, so I'll screw her next time.

    Thankyouverymuch
     
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    #29 Revvie P, Jun 14, 2006
    Oops

    Still logged in as Mrs!</p>

    That last post was mine.</p>
     
  10. Gue

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    #30 Guest, Jun 14, 2006
    Okay lads..............leaf it out now!</p>

    Poor Mr Mac has had his problems and so has his missus (or soon to be ex-missus).</p>

    She has taken him for all he's got and he's worried that he won't find anyone to fill her shoe...........</p>
     
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    #31 Terry Nutkins, Jun 14, 2006
    I agree.....

    but if the boot was on the other foot?</p>
     
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    #32 JLWBigLil, Jun 14, 2006
    RE: Oops

    Oh boy , you're going to pay for that . Quick , make her a cuppa or summat !
     
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    #33 E.I. Addio, Jun 14, 2006
    It goes....

    against the grain that the old chiseler wood treat a rustic old plank in that way.

    Did she snuff it or was she beamed up?
     
  14. Gue

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    #34 Guest, Jun 14, 2006
    I'm Sycamore jokes about wood !
     
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    #35 Heaney, Jun 14, 2006
    she must be branching out
     
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    #36 Oaktyke, Jun 14, 2006
    You want 'decking' for that remark!
     
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    #37 Heaney, Jun 14, 2006
    come on dont be a plank
     
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    #38 JLWBigLil, Jun 14, 2006
    RE: You want 'decking' for that remark!

    I miss your old avatar !!:(
     
  19. Gue

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    #39 Guest, Jun 14, 2006
    ThoughtI might worm my way in to her affections
     
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    #40 dartonpete, Jun 14, 2006
    I knew she'd leave after having one ankle biter!!
     
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