It seems to me that Heather McCartney....

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  1. Gue

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    Reason she's getting a divorce...

    She wants to marry someone else, she can't do that while married to Paul because she believes in mahogany.</p>

    (Pause for penny to drop and gives a huge groan...)</p>
     
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  2. Hea

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    you would have to be BARKing mad to go out with her
     
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  3. Gue

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    The long john winding road...

    that leads to your dooor
     
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  4. jedi one

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    THATS PROSTHETIC !!!
     
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    He'd just bought her a plane as a present too

    Her leg has never been as smooth
     
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  7. jedi one

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    RE: Do you mean Heather Mills-McCartney?

    IF her stump is playing up will she be "sore mills" ?
     
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    I've nailed her

    But she split, so I'll screw her next time.

    Thankyouverymuch
     
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    Oops

    Still logged in as Mrs!</p>

    That last post was mine.</p>
     
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  10. Gue

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    Okay lads..............leaf it out now!</p>

    Poor Mr Mac has had his problems and so has his missus (or soon to be ex-missus).</p>

    She has taken him for all he's got and he's worried that he won't find anyone to fill her shoe...........</p>
     
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  11. Terry Nutkins

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    I agree.....

    but if the boot was on the other foot?</p>
     
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    RE: Oops

    Oh boy , you're going to pay for that . Quick , make her a cuppa or summat !
     
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  13. E.I. Addio

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    It goes....

    against the grain that the old chiseler wood treat a rustic old plank in that way.

    Did she snuff it or was she beamed up?
     
    E.I. Addio, Jun 14, 2006
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  14. Gue

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    I'm Sycamore jokes about wood !
     
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    she must be branching out
     
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    You want 'decking' for that remark!
     
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    come on dont be a plank
     
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    RE: You want 'decking' for that remark!

    I miss your old avatar !!:(
     
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  19. Gue

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    ThoughtI might worm my way in to her affections
     
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    I knew she'd leave after having one ankle biter!!
     
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