Ive got a problem, the wife says

yeh where as a lot of mine is spent on nights out
which is far more expensive, but more sociable.

 

4 to 5 gins a night?!

As she's complaining!!??

Give her a slap and tell her that her toenails need cutting.

She'll get closer to the sink, that way.

 

Cointreau and Baileys????

You'll be suppin that tall skinny bottle of yellow bile from Spain next morty lad.

Get thisen art and go see that there Ken Morangie

 

Deal's off then i'm afraid, unless they happen to be especially talented at something or are really good looking and likely to become a rich and famous model which will save me from ever having to work again.

 

after that, wish I'd kept mi gob shut

 

RE: 3 pints per night shouldn't be worrying

'fraid the days of thinking that being able to sup alot was big and clever are long over Loko lad.

Homers little motto about alcohol being the cause of and solution to all of lifes problems is only half right, and even the right half is suspect.

 

prefer that Paddy Powers bloke

 

So would she though if you came up with a little proof that she drinks more than you. Of course if it shows you drink the most then you don't show her do you. You have to be sneaky

 

off to bed now, having had

2 pints of Cains mild at dinner(3.2%) and 1 pint of cider this evening (7.5%), got a wobble on

 

Not wanting to pass comment, as those in glass houses shouldnt throw stones

but you are drinking a lot. Guidelines say 21 units a week you are doing

2x pints of beer a day = 4 x 7 =28 units a week assuming 4% beer
1 x litre cider a day = 5 x 7 =35 units a week assuming 5% cider

Thats 62 a week so almost 3 times the reccomendation

 

Try not drinking for a few days. You'll soon see if you have a problem. Anxiety being a common symptom and also panic attacks. If you do feel like this then I would say you do have a problem.

 

That makes you think.

I dont think I am that heavy a drinker but I reckon £2500 a year easy last year if not more

 

http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2008/may/19/advertising.drugsandalcohol

 

It's a slippery slope Mort...

Baileys today... lying in an alley with a needle in your arm tomorrow. It's true I tell thee!