Oops. I've met you in my dreams many times though if that counts. Well I say dreams, I mean nightmares obviously
That's the grandfather paradox right there. If you killed him meaning you were never born doesn't that mean you can't go back and kill him because you dont exist and so that means you will be born? But if you are born you can go back and kill him. But if you go back and kill him you can't be born. And so on and so forth. My head hurts
What kind of question is that? Of course I will. Who else am I going to bully? I've tried bullying Jamdrop but she doesn't listen to me and Young nudger throws a hissy fit every time I say anything.
"We will put more police out on the streets and use the army to backfill if necessary." Dominic obviously thinking about martial law in the next 6 months. Handy to deal with those New Year food-shortage riots I suppose
Being from Grimethorpe doesn't worry me. JamDrop just seems to be a lovely, young woman, but not someone you'd want to upset.
I'm just glad I don't appear in your dreams... although I think that means you won't be sad if I die. See what a hole you've dug for youself?!
This is the problem with you educated types. You're too smart for me Ah but I have actually seen you in real life (and your 'flat mate' too) so that kinda counts I guess.
Ah yes, although you didn't introduce yourself. Will's only been to a handful of matches so you were lucky to catch a glimpse, I'm guessing we lost that match? Trying to get him to like football by taking him to Barnsley matches wasn't the cleverest idea ever.
Is she? That makes Christopher pretty close to my age and I always assumed he was about 10 years younger than me. And I'm far enough into this hole I may as well just keep going till I reach Australia (I'm not accurate enough at digging to aim for new Zealand)
In fairness I was stood in a queue at the bottom of the stand and only saw you both when I looked up. It would have been a little bit weird if I started shouting Jamdrop 13 rows up the stand And it was the Carlisle match so yes we lost a spectacular 3 nil. And I have only just realised why he allowed you to drag him along to that game (I think)
Christopher's 33, the Father of the two most beautiful children in the world (in my totally unbiased opinion) and is 6 feet 8 inches tall.
I think the fact that Carlisle is his closest team and he didn't care made it worse. I think I'd have actually preferred him bragging about it because at least then one of us would have been happy and it would have meant there was an interest in football at least. But nope, he was bored throughout and was indifferent to the result (other than knowing I wanted us to win of course).