**** Jokes Thread

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  1. arabian_ian

    arabian_ian Well-Known Member

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    2 birds standing on a perch and 1 says to the other "can you smell a fish"
     
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    Two cannibals are eating a clown.
    One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?"
     
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    The happy couple pledged their vows to each other

    He offered his honour,
    She honoured his offer

    And all night long it was honour and offer
     

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