Just been speaking to a mate who's a Stoke supporter and....

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  1. Mrs

    MrsHallsToffeerolls Well-Known Member

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    Keiths joining in he`s ringing Madmark first with Flicker doing a follow up call.
     
    MrsHallsToffeerolls, Mar 16, 2012
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    giggling.
     
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    And the Oscar for the world's least self-aware man goes to...

    .
     
    Jay, Mar 16, 2012
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    I'd like KK to shout Keith-isms down the phone at me..

    "ENDEAVOUR to renew!"
    "OVER-ACHIEVE, by renewing."
    "Make no bones about it - you will renew."
    "You have the right ingredients, the correct DNA, to be a ST holder at MY club."
    "Don't be a pessimist, RENEW TODAY!"
    "The other 23 clubs are all bigger, better and have more money than us, but RENEW!"
    "Stop living in the past.. sign up for next year!"
    "Chris Dagnall will come good next season, trust me, I am a great manager."
    "Don't be a supporter-ghost, renew your seat!"
    "Your remit next year is to stay at Oakwell, so renew today!"
    "If you renew your ticket, I may decide to offer Jay Maccavelli a 5 year contract extension."
    "Show NO FEAR, renew that seat."
    "I don't read forums, or these anti-social networks, but my mates at the pub do.. RENEW?"
    "Help me continue to perform Paul Daniels style magic by renewing your ticket."
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    "I think Barnsley fans are slightly deluded, you act like this club has had success - sign up for next season where I prove that is wrong as we attempt to finish 4th bottom."
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    Love thi King Keith!
    You bald-headed, Boltonian beaut!
     
    Whitey, Mar 16, 2012
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    Re: I'd like KK to shout Keith-isms down the phone at me..

    I'd just think it was a spoof call. They could just get all the youth team to phone up and claim they are the first team!
    Wouldn't sway me one way or the other.
     
    EastStander, Mar 16, 2012
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    Re: I'd like KK to shout Keith-isms down the phone at me..

    "Id like David Preece to ring you
    that said, he probably drop the handset. "

    "If Andy Gray phoned me I'd ask if he was being offered a new contract. If he said "yes" I'd hang up. Then put my form in the bin."

    These 2 and Whitey's post has made me collapse with laughter, my ribs are killing me!
     
    Googs, Mar 16, 2012
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    Just so you could genuinely say "Come and sit in here"?
     
    Redstar, Mar 16, 2012
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    You missed "tha w@nk" from the quote.
     
    RichK, Mar 16, 2012
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    Thats Mark signed up for life :D
     
    MarioKempes, Mar 16, 2012
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    Re: I'd like KK to shout Keith-isms down the phone at me..

    "You need to wuk ard every day, with respect to orrrrrrrganising yourself to understand your position in the financial pyramid, with respect to recruiting a season ticket"
     
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    I reckon Dagnall should go round to the houses of anyone who's seen him play badly and toss them off. Once per poor performance.
     
    Tykleton, Mar 16, 2012
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    Knowing our club they would probably reverse the charges of the call
     
    DavidCurriesLoveChild, Mar 16, 2012
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    What a hilarious thread

    :)
     
    Journo Tyke, Mar 16, 2012
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    Just to be clear, this is a RECORDED phone call from Peter Crouch

    It's not him actually calling the fans individually :)

    One of my Stoke mates got the same call and was most perturbed when he tried to have a go at him for not scoring often enough, just to be ignored and talked over ;)
     
    ade, Mar 16, 2012
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    Re: Just to be clear, this is a RECORDED phone call from Peter Crouch

    Happen he's just really ignorant and talks over folk all the time?
     
    Tykleton, Mar 16, 2012
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    oh my god

    And this is coming from the guy that used to go potty over wrestlers (actors), bragged about setting up a forum just for it, knocks one off to half the oldham team and drools over his mates (underage) bird.

    Get real and admit it - If Jay Mac or the lad from Oldham rang you on your personal mobile, you'd blow your load there and then and come on here to boast about it.
     
    Omen, Mar 16, 2012
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    Re: Just to be clear, this is a RECORDED phone call from Peter Crouch

    At 6' 7" he probably talks over everyone
     
    Durkar Red, Mar 16, 2012
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  18. Whi

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    Re: Just to be clear, this is a RECORDED phone call from Peter Crouch

    Likety like
     
    Whitey, Mar 16, 2012
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  19. wolvestyke

    wolvestyke Well-Known Member

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    Re: Just to be clear, this is a RECORDED phone call from Peter Crouch

    Didn't realise that! My mate only told half the story!!!
     
    wolvestyke, Mar 16, 2012
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    Crouchy's probably just carrying on with his other half and was thinking quickly when he answered the phone :)
     
    wakeyred, Mar 16, 2012
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