Just for Fun - sayings and words that make you laugh

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    Another to big appetites thar can eyt 3 tayties moor than a pig
     
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    No chair? Stick thi thumb up thi arse and sit on thi elbow
     
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    My grandad had a decent one and it always followed him letting rip.....


    Church or chapple
    Let the bugger rattle
     
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    I used to give some of my old shirts to my father in law but they were usually too big for him. He'd say 'it'll do lad', 'Anything fits a naked man' .
    Also when you can't shake someone or something off 'like a bloody turd that wint flush'
     
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    One of me granddads sayings
    directed at someone yorping they could drink

    "a cud sup more boiling tar"
     
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    I’ve heard this one a few times about several people but, probably most famously coined by Jim Royle from the Royle Family when describing Chris Evans.

    “He’s like **** in a field that fella!”
     
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    If my dad ever saw a larger lady in skin tight leggings he used to “it looks like a couple of skin heads feighting for’t duvet”
     
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    If mi mam ad a row wi one oft utha women she'd seh
    "Er..she dus er hair wi a knife an fork"
     
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    Mi Dad always used..owt fits a naked man except small booits
     
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    The longer version my mate's dad used to say is
    Wherever you may be
    Let the wind blow free
    Church or chapple
    Let the bugger rattle
     
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    More work in an attic lightbulb
     
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    Couldn't quite remember the longer version he didn't use it as often. But yeah, thats it lol
     
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    I like to use the phrase from Capstick Comes Home: You gret useless, sporney eyed, parrot faced wassack. He had a way wih words, me father did.
     
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    Digglydonk
     
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    Thar abart as much use as a chocolate fireguard
     
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    He's that tight he'd split a fart in two.

    Her arrss is as fat as a Baghdad money lender's.
    He's as thick as an elephant's foreskin.
    Said of a defective engine/appliance : it sounds like a skeleton having a w#nk in a dustbin.
     
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    Or nicked from David Brent:
    Eagles may soar majestically but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
     
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    Hes got a face a dog wouldnt lick,
    Theres more 'go' in a glass of andrews
     
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    If brains were dynamite, tha wunt av enuff to blow thi cap off.
     
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