Just had a phone call from the drs

I went to the doctor's the other day

My usual doctor was on holiday and the replacement was a gorgeous 18 year old blonde with 32DD breasts and lips to die for.

I was embarrassed but she said, "Don't worry, I'm a professional ive seen it all before. Just tell me what's wrong and I'll help you in any way I can."

I said, "I think my **** tastes funny..."

 

I've had to have 3 blood tests in last 6 weeks, ultrasound on my veins in neck and ankles on 1 visit, ultrasound on my heart last week, and gotta go for treadmill test with all stuff connected up to my heart next week. Fed up of seeing Northern General in last few weeks. Due to different departments ive had to go to it was impossible to do em all at once.
ENd of the day they giving me a good MOT on my heart and i will worry when they get all the results and tell me if summat is wrong

 

Ok ok I feel a proper wimp now lol! Hope everything turns out ok mate and like you say you're certainly getting a good service and MOT

 

You'll be reight pal

 

What did the medical entail?

Was it simply blood tests? well man tests? Done for a specific reason for work? Because you're a certain age?

 

No mate, it was just for a general medical, nothing specific,

 

Zazlos, I also have money on a fatty liver, which in itself isn't a problem, but can be an indicator of worse to come in future if not careful...

 

Well I'm certainly going to have a break from any forms of alcohol for a while,

 

Try tracking units in a chart bossman, you'll get competitive with yourself to keep it down and the doc won't be able to make wild accusations about your weekly intake!

 

Ha!
Love it..