Just had the strangest parcel ever!!!!!

How will you let us know if you're dead?

 

Got it now I know what its about

In a few days a full rugby kit will arrive with a bill for £150 and you'll say I didn't order the kit, and the debt collectors armed with the threat of baliifs etc will say but you accepted the free gift of a part kit which is as good as ordering the full kit.

You'll argue with the 'debt collectors' for several weeks and contact 'trading standards' and they will forget your bill.

I know because it happened to a freind of mine who accepted and signed for a book at the door and they sent her almost a library. Eventually contacted Trading Standards who suggested she tell them to pick them up wihin a week or she would dispose of them. A 'nice' letter suggested she give the books to charity and appologised for the nasy letters. Barstewards. (doh) (doh)

 

One of our customers got a suprise the other week.

We sent them a bathroom basin by TNT on an overnight delivery. They actually received the bonnet off a Citroen 2CV.

Bloody couriers!

 

Don't worry if later they send you the rest of the shirt. It'll be 'armless.

 

Shanghi suprise?

:x