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  1. Gue

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    That's what he's been on about in his PM's

    The devious ****.
     
    Guest, Oct 17, 2008
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  2. E.I. Addio

    E.I. Addio Well-Known Member

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    I'd be out of that one like **** through a goose.

    Good luck.
     
    E.I. Addio, Oct 17, 2008
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    at least he has more self respect than to post it in a public forum nt
     
    acton_red, Oct 17, 2008
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  4. Durkar Red

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    Maybe she missed the UG off nt
     
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    Be carefull

    I've been there. The bloke i had to deal with was a Pshyco and still is after 3 years. I was in it for the long haul and we now live together. (If that's a good or bad thing i don't really know). If you're in it for the excitement then i'd **** it off now. Because she'll prbably haunt you for the rest of your life or you may get a kicking from the bloke and his mates.
     
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  6. Isl

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    I think you can just unsubscribe to those naughty chat-up text sites, it'll be costing you a pound a go. Once it gets to the "I'm thinking about you while I'm having a bath" phase, you'll be up to £1.50 a ****.
     
    Isle of Wight Tyke, Oct 17, 2008
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    It's obvious.

    She thinks she's the reincarnation of former Soviet goalkeeping great Lev Yashin.
     
    Gaz, Oct 17, 2008
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  8. Tyk

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    How old is she?

    Not that it gives me any emotional insight, I just want to build a better picture while I crack one off over her.

    Cheers.
     
    Tyketical M'stroke, Oct 17, 2008
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    RE: It's obvious.

    lol :D
     
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    I'll help you with that picture

    Size 14...</p>

    Child bearing hips</p>

    A big hairy mott.</p>
     
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  11. Eaststand Lower

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    RE: I'll help you with that picture

    How the fvck did you know that :eek:
     
    Eaststand Lower, Oct 17, 2008
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    uyo daft knacker.
     
    D/T, Oct 17, 2008
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  13. Eaststand Lower

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    Afternoon Squire you still on sunny shores?

    SWFC tickets will be purchased tomorrow
     
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    yes it is mostly 120 here too hot to go out side and look at topless 17 year old russian birds. give it half ghour
     
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  15. Eaststand Lower

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    The russian birds won't be complaining. They'll be saying at least that pot-bellied lanky tw@t is staring at us again


    :D
     
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  16. D/T

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    more like a slap of our gert.
     
    D/T, Oct 17, 2008
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  17. Eaststand Lower

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    Slight prob with Tuesday r Young'un & her bloke sitting with us AND he's a WEDNESDAY fan

    How much pillock can he recieve in just 90mins
     
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  18. D/T

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    abou t 6 minutes til i turn up. first words how do grunter.
     
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  19. Eaststand Lower

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    Ive been having digs for the last week & 1/2 im expecting him to turn up wearing the 93 cup final shirt with 'WADDLE' on the back
     
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  20. D/T

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    ´europe in five years´ chrisr turners barmy army? you have told him that if they score and cheer he´ll never be seen again?
     
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