Just top-trumped myself for embarrassing situations

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  1. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    RE: Afternoon gorgeous

    Now then.
    We're all fine.
    I hope you & the mentalists are all doing well.

    Tell Crystal my price has gone up.
    It's £500 an hour now (so that should cost her roughly £3.50).

    Godspeed.
     
    The Full Ponty, Mar 25, 2009
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  2. JLWBigLil

    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    You still last longer than me!

    Hurtful, but true.
     
    JLWBigLil, Mar 25, 2009
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  3. fir

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    RE: Horns?

    Hey we're not going to argue about the accuracies of our outfits - the aim is to look like we've escaped from Yorvik and that's it. Cow print Ugg boots - £2.40 ... top quality, obviously.
     
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  4. Ali

    Alityke Active Member

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    Find a nice smelly farmyard

    roll round it dressed in rags, leave your hair unwashed from now til them, dont clean yer teeth.... sorted!

    Come to think of it thats how I feel & look now
     
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  5. TonyTyke

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    some of us don't know what the builder incident was yet!!!
     
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    Living as i do in York

    Will your behaviour be better then the other Hen Do's that descend on the city every weekend?!

    You women are far worse than the men.......
     
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  7. fir

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    RE: Living as i do in York

    We are always well behaved.... just good fun ... most of us are too old to do any damage! Anyway, there is no "hen" , well not unless anyone has a late announcement to make .... :D
     
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  8. fir

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    No comment. (hidebehindsofa)
     
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    PMSL big time nt
     
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  10. ark

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    Well have good fun

    I'm not around in york this weekend but I'll warn my mates there's a group of Barnsley women on the loose!
     
    ark104, Mar 25, 2009
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  11. fir

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    No escape for you!

    Weekend not til 15 May, we're just getting prepared! :D
     
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    ark104 New Member

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    I know it takes women a while to get ready but 8 weeks is just ridiculous!

    just in time for the summer drinking by the Ouse
     
    ark104, Mar 25, 2009
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  13. Hicksy

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    They're all well behaved

    Except for one who carries on a bit and likes a drink.
     
    Hicksy, Mar 25, 2009
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  14. fir

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    RE: They're all well behaved

    Aye, right gobby cow. Still, she's our only hope of making the weekend an "official" hen weekend......... any year now........
     
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  15. Hicksy

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    RE: They're all well behaved

    You reckon? He must be a ******* saint if he's even entertaining the idea
     
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