I'm not trying to catch him out ... ... it's not a competition. Dillinger hit the nail on the head by mentioning Dalgliesh. Parker is like a crap version of Kenny ... little, tricky forward.
Oh aye - sorry Jay. I just assume he doesn't know who Dalgleish is. He must've read it in a 1979 "Goal" annual he got free with his Rizla's, or summat. Is it me - or has the BBS gone completely ****?