Keir's already making a difference

I've been getting drinks from the pool bar in half the time this week. Well done Sir Keir.

 

I’ll be doing the same

 

Hey can’t knock it so far he’s got all the lanes open outside Asda within 4 days of coming into power.
It’s been 9 weeks of gridlocked hell under Sunak

 

He has also managed to start work on repairing pot holes on the road from the Marquis pub to Greasbrough round about.

 

Be a interesting 5 years. Essentially the biggest swing in the election was Tory voters moving to reform as they perceived the party to have strayed too far to the centre.
The only other significant change was the Scottish electorate reacting to the SNP shambles.

 

Sir Gareth has won 3 out of 4 penalty shoot outs as our manager. He's got the midas touch.

 

Well today my car started first time, it ran at speeds I've never experienced before, I took it to a garage where upon picking back up they'd turned it into a 4x4 and set the sat nav for Indonesia, where I built a bridge to span a raging river, that done I returned to a motor racing circuit and did a lap in under 30 seconds, all in all TOP KEIR.

 

Apparently since Southgate became manager the FA are ending ( with the agreement of the opposition) each age range international with a penalty shoot out...with the aim of raising players not frightened of it.

 

Weather terrible today.

Starmer out.

 

https://archive.is/daUvs

The fine between needing the rich to hang around to pay tax and taxing them too much so they leave.

 

Imagine lacking awareness to the point where you consider "only" making £41,250,000 to be "depressing beyond belief" and "eye-wateringly ridiculous."

He can **** off for me. I hope someone scams him out of all his cash, the *****.

 

My heart.... It bleeds for these poor lambs... They'll be forced to food bank usage before they even realise it!