Keith rumours..

Discussion in 'Bulletin Board ARCHIVE' started by Whitey, Oct 25, 2012.

  1. Mike Lowry

    Mike Lowry Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 9, 2011
    Messages:
    3,482
    Likes Received:
    1,172
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Location:
    The lap of the Gods.
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    Keith won't be at the match on Saturday, as he is taking Sidney to his swimming lesson and Hemsworth to his English lesson.
     
  2. dek

    dekparker Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 20, 2011
    Messages:
    4,721
    Likes Received:
    728
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Occupation:
    HGV Driver
    Location:
    dosco 3's
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    thats the fu@kin style marlon.........scabby b@stards
    I've got to laugh tho',,,,,season before last there were some kids,probably 16-17ish at the side of me and ar lass int ponty and they were singing 'yer dads a scab and so are you' when one of them said to his mate,'what they on abart,whats a scab'...it brought a smile to me face cause ar lass looked at me gone art,am sure she thought I were gonna start shouting and ballin' at them.
     
  3. Marlon

    Marlon Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 8, 2011
    Messages:
    23,677
    Likes Received:
    14,562
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    HERE.
    Style:
    Barnsley Dark
    "swim's when we winning, he only swims whem we winning
     
  4. Kes

    Kes Active Member

    Joined:
    Aug 9, 2011
    Messages:
    219
    Likes Received:
    140
    Trophy Points:
    43
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    Legend has it that Keef can actually cut through a hot knife with butter. . .
     
  5. Kev b

    Kev b Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Sep 1, 2009
    Messages:
    3,319
    Likes Received:
    216
    Trophy Points:
    63
    Occupation:
    Operation Manager
    Location:
    Sprotbrough, Doncaster
    Home Page:
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    Keith is the Stig
     
  6. chi

    chiefsquaredean New Member

    Joined:
    Mar 9, 2012
    Messages:
    18
    Likes Received:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    1
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
  7. Eaststand Lower

    Eaststand Lower Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 5, 2006
    Messages:
    11,681
    Likes Received:
    237
    Trophy Points:
    63
    Location:
    Tarn End
    Home Page:
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    I heard Keith once roly-polyed the 100 meters in 12.6 seconds
     
  8. Dys

    Dyson Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jul 13, 2005
    Messages:
    14,501
    Likes Received:
    4,789
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Location:
    Tarn centre
    Home Page:
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    I can't see Keef and Flicker ever splitting up.
     
  9. Googs

    Googs Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jul 19, 2005
    Messages:
    8,480
    Likes Received:
    384
    Trophy Points:
    83
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Wilthorpe
    Home Page:
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    Sure it was Ladbrokes and not Stanley?
     
  10. Mr C

    Mr C Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 9, 2011
    Messages:
    24,964
    Likes Received:
    15,739
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Occupation:
    Saving the world.
    Location:
    Wentworth
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    No, there's me too.
     
  11. Googs

    Googs Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jul 19, 2005
    Messages:
    8,480
    Likes Received:
    384
    Trophy Points:
    83
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Wilthorpe
    Home Page:
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    Keith doesn't do press ups, he pushes the earth down.
     
  12. Mr C

    Mr C Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 9, 2011
    Messages:
    24,964
    Likes Received:
    15,739
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Occupation:
    Saving the world.
    Location:
    Wentworth
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    Oi beardy ********! Get that coil on afoor it rains!
    See.
     

Share This Page