Nutkins you slag... After everything we've been through - the romance, the lofty plans, the bummings without lubricant - and now I find you on some seedy internet chatroom telling other men you love them... I can't describe how hurt I am now - I've secrets, and photos - test our love one more time and they might see the light of day... ff
They're Yorkshire. Automatically elevates them above the Scum, Liverpool, Chelsea, Real Madrid and, of course, Kansas City Wizards.