Let's have a Christmas Cracker 'joke' thread...

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  1. Mos

    MossMan Active Member

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    Why was the balloon feeling deflated?

    Becauseit hadbeen let down.
     
    MossMan, Dec 19, 2006
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    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    Knock Knock

    Who's there ?
    Wayne
    Wayne who ?
    Wayne in a manger... !
     
    JLWBigLil, Dec 19, 2006
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    What do you call a chicken in a shell suit?

    An egg!
     
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    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    What Christmas Carol is a favourite with parents?

    Silent night.

    Which candle burns longer, a red candle or a green candle?
    Neither, candles always burn shorter.
     
    JLWBigLil, Dec 19, 2006
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    Why can't a car play football?

    'Cos its only got one boot.</p>
     
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    Why can't two elephants go swimming together?

    Because they only have 1 pair of trunks. FACT.
     
    AIRTyke, Dec 19, 2006
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  7. JLWBigLil

    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    What's ET short for?
    Because he's only got little legs

    What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?
    Nothing. It just let out a little wine.

    What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
    Dam.
     
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    Knowlesy Well-Known Member

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    What did the big chimney...

    ...say to the little chimney?

    You're too young to smoke.



    the old ones are the best :D
     
    Knowlesy, Dec 19, 2006
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    What did the Beaver say to the tree

    Nice gnawing you :D
     
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    What goes ha ha bonk

    Someone laughing their head off
     
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    RE: Who's the biigest wife in America

    The Mrs Sippi
     
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    Why did the child study in an aeroplane?

    He wanted a higher education.</p>

    What do Snowmen eat for Breakfast?</p>

    </p>

    Snowflakes</p>
     
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    What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

    A carrot.
     
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    Why did the frog take his library book back?

    Readit.
     
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    Whats blue and fecks old grannies?

    hypothermia.
     
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    What does Her Majesty use when she has a cold?

    Queenex tissues.
     
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