Little Ditty for 1st April

Bleeding predictive text mekkin me put distinguishing instead a extinguishing after 18 pints a Dorado, i dint even want this iPhone 1, they more a less begged me to ev it on upgrade.

 

I know exactly what you mean regarding predictive texts Mr Get Your Mellon's Out. My Uncle Ken roomed with Steve Jobs and Bill Gates at Darton Universaty, and so I'm privy to all the latest techno gadgets. I'm currently trialling an iPhone 10, but it has it's predictive text flaws. On Tuesday, I text Mrs Broddle's Perm 'Hi love, if you fancy having an extended nap on the setee, I'll cook us tea when I get home", but the bleeding thing changed it to "Pack your bags and be gone for when I get home, you've wrecked my life for long enough now". Fortunately, she was understanding enough to accept it was a phone fault and therefore thoroughly enjoyed her chicken nuggets and Pot Noodle and is still with me...in the spare room,
How we laughed!!!

 

Wanted to get a little dig in at Wednesday too though.
Wasn't happy with first draught (being the professional songwriter that I am )

 

Who's hating Winnall?
Just a bit of banter (especially now he plays for "that team")

I agree we should be composing songs for our own though