Looking forward to coming up to Oakwell this weekend.

boston? nt

 

RE: Can't get my breath

Hardly a convincing argument is it? You have no real competition, you should be full to capacity every week and dominate the whole of the county yet I live in King's Lynn and a walk through the town centre and you'll see a lot more Man Utd, Arsenal, Chelsea, Liverpool and even Linnets shirts than you will Norwich shirts. In Norwich city centre it's much the same (apart from the Linnets shirts obviously).</p>

As the Ipswich fans say</p>

Your father is your brother</p>

Your sister is your mother</p>

You all shag one another</p>

The Norwich family.</p>

 

DEFINATE WIND UP! nt

 

FA v Leeds phone conversation

'Doubt whether the Leeds board will allow it'

That is the funniest thing I've read in ages, and there's been jokes going round the office all afternoon (clap)

FA BLOKE: "Hello, you're through to the Football Association, how can I help?"

BATES: "Good afternoon, it's Father Christmas, sorry Ken Bates here. You know how Leeds are crap and about to be relegated?"

FA BLOKE: "Yep, hilarious isn't it?"

BATES: "*&%$ %$£* %$^^%$^%."

FA BLOKE: "Excuse me, I will tolerate that sort of language Mr Bates."

BATES: "Look, it's simple, take a fat juicy backhander in return for you deducting Hull, Luton and QPR all 10 point deductions for some reason - you'll think of something."

FA BLOKE: "A whole ten points?"

BATES: "Yes, I'm afraid we're that bad."

FA BLOKE: "Well I would, but I'm afraid you've come across a Luton fan Kenneth. So you can shove your cheque and use it to fund a signing for League One next season."

BATES: "*&%$ %$£* %$^^%$^%."

*CALL TERMINATED*

 

Oh aye, the atmosphere at Leeds is buzzing .......

.... bottom of the league and going down to the 3rd Division, 14,000 crowd if they are lucky at £30 a ticket and 28,000 empty seats, it's a fookin morgue pal!

As for Sheff Weds and United ...... never was there a more appropriate song than 'sing when you're winning' ....... and get on their backs when you aren't, deedah w*nkers

 

Oh aye, the atmosphere at Leeds is buzzing .......

.... bottom of the league and going down to the 3rd Division, 14,000 crowd if they are lucky at £30 a ticket and 28,000 empty seats, it's a fookin morgue pal!

As for Sheff Weds and United ...... never was there a more appropriate song than 'sing when you're winning' ....... and get on their backs when you aren't, deedah w*nkers

 

not quite

but he certainly hasn't turned it around</p>

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RE: not quite

Still a big improvement though.