Mad people Gathering at 'Women in business' conference

RE: Thank you for that

No.
You used your teeth.
It was like running your nails down a black board.
I didn't enjoy it.
However - the rest of the cricket club thought you weren't bad ... I must be a bit picky, that's all.

You need to practise on a banana.
Or a banana shaped sparracuda.

 

Yours isn't banana shaped

And you DID enjoy it !

 

Ah but ...

... I faked it.
That was wall paper paste I was throwing about.

And you are right - mine is shaped like a lychee.

 

Well I've never tasted wallpaper paste

ff ff (wicked) (wicked)

 

Poor Kev.

No wonder he looks like he's been dragged through a hedge backwards ... and I think his wig got caught on one of the branches.

Pfff.

 

It's only the wallpaper paste I haven't tasted

And I don't spit !(wicked)

 

The line has been well & truely crossed.

In fact - you lapdanced your way over the line whilst shouting out random obscenities.

Dear, dear, dear.

Go on then.
Kate Beckinsale if you will.
With cleavage.
And leather.

 

Well , seeing as you cheered me up

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Kinell on a stick.

I'd seriously make Mrs Ponty hold the video camera if she turned up at ours wanting a portion.

Which is highly likely.

Obviously.

 

This conference of yours

is there any man that would be able to attend such a thing? Men and brilliant in the same sentence?? ff

 

Thanks for that pet

now run along and put the kettle on. There's a good girl.

 

RE: Thanks for that pet

Oooh, I love it when i'm put in my place

 

RE: Thanks for that pet

(RIP)

Ooh didn't know guest type bods could use these.

That's my resting place should I ever say that to you in person.

 

RE: Thanks for that pet

ff proper lol at that one.

 

I'm sorry - but it's technically my conference.

Will you serve the drinks?
Naked?
And let the blokes fondle with your bits until they go off?

No?
Fair enough.