Made me laugh - Radio 2 phone in - Pointless Instructions

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  1. Sta

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    On a disposable razor: "Do not use this product during an earthquake" nt
     
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    On a Piano: "Harmful or fatal if swallowed" nt
     
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    Dragon? Now where have I heard that before?

    If ever anything deserved a warning label, it is Dra................... oh never mind
     
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    Not an instruction as such

    But the following always used to make me laugh.

    On the old style packets of Twiglets, there was a drawing, note a drawing & not a photo, of some Twiglets scattered on a blue napkin, an apple & a glass of orange juice with 2 straws.

    Just below the drawing were the words "Serving suggestion".

    Now surely there's no-one in this world so stupid as to buy a packet of Twiglets & expect to get all of that inside!
     
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  5. Sta

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    Sign on restaurant door: "Closed for lunch" nt
     
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    Sign on swedish chainsaw: "Do not try to stop with hands or genitals" nt

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  7. Sta

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    And finally, especially for fired...

    Warning on bottle of hangover pills; "Caution: do not take with alcohol"
     
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    RE: Just won't let it drop will you?

    Hope I'm wicket keeper then.
    :D
     
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    What?!!

    Good to see you've got into the thread though!! :D
     
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    RE: And finally, especially for fired...

    Kettle pot calling rearrange black

    (NOOO)
     
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  11. Sta

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    That's far too subtle for most on here

    Shall I explain it?
     
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  12. Sta

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    Utter bilge

    As you well know I don't get hangovers.
     
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    RE: Not an instruction as such

    Funny diagram I saw - for those door stoppers/ wedges ... it had a picture of a wedge, a door , and a foot.... Next to the foot was an arrow indicating that you should, (with your foot), push the wedge in the direction of the bottom of the door. Not sure what else you would buy one of those wedges for but .............
     
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    Go ahead

    Just hope you know why I want to be W/K
     
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    One day

    You will .... gonna be worst ever!!
     
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    Worried now

    If there are two reasons for you wanting to be wicket keeper, and if I explain the wrong one, might look silly.

    I was referring to the noisy one. Which reason did you mean?
     
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  17. Sta

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    Test Match

    Well the day after I mean. That could be a mild head throbbing day.
     
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    RE: Worried now

    Well I'm not the one obsessed with noises.

    I do however have a fixation with .... oh you wouldn't want to know..........

    I'll bowl shall I?
     
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    RE: Utter bilge

    You have to stop drinking to get a hangover!
     
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    Well actually I would want to know

    But I've a funny feeling I'm not going to get to know!

    You can bowl worm burners or Chinamen - no-one can deal with them in our league.
     
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