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  1. arabian_ian

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    Bikini season is just around the corner.......unfortunately so is the cake shop :)


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    Yes, I am sat in a glass house with a bag full of stones :)
     
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    What do you get when you cross a clock and a chicken?

    A cluck
     
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    Just looked out into the garden and seen someone has stole my limbo stick.
    I mean seriously how low can you go?
     
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    If anyone's interested I have some racing geese for sale.
    Just let me know if you want a quick gander.
     
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    Three currencies, the Euro, the American Dollar and Pound Sterling are having a chat in the exchange bureau and because money talks discussion turns to who has the best singing voice. They decide to have a competition to find out.
    Euro sings first and does a reasonable version of 'My Way' but misses a few of the higher notes.
    American Dollar has a go at 'Goldfinger' but is a tad flat.
    When Pound Sterling does 'Nessun Dorma' the other two currencies are gobsmacked. Every note is perfect, the emotion is palpable, the intensity breathtaking.
    'How did you learn to sing like that?' Says the Euro.
    Pound Sterling regards the Euro for a moment and smiles. 'I'm a tenner'.
     
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    Worst film I've ever seen.....Sid James wasn't even in it :)

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    two from the his morning's edition of SOTS:

    Did you hear about the magician who gave up magic?

    He was disillusioned.

    I answered a knock on the door this morning and there was a man who was only 100 cm tall on the door step.

    He said he was the metre man.
     
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    I need to speak to the admin of this group!!!

    Can admins of this group do a better job of monitoring who is allowed in here please?!
    We have a new member, an elderly woman. she's been privately messaging members, sending them naked pictures of herself in uncompromising poses along with close ups of her unmentionables.
    She is offering an iphone12 in exchange for online sexual favors.
    I am especially bothered because it turned out to be an iphone 6 and obviously something's wrong with it. it's super slow and the caps lock is stuck on. thank you!
    Admin please sort it!
     
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    What’s the difference between a pickpocket & a peeping Tom?

    One snatches yer watch, the other watches yer snatch!
     
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    I recently heard that the guy who invented anagrams has passed away.... May he erect a penis
     

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