Discussion in 'Bulletin Board' started by Connor, Feb 25, 2018.
I'm off for a Bjork.
Person 1 says: I like Eminem
Person 2 says: Well, I prefer Skittles. Person 1 says: No- I meant the rapper. Person 2 says, confused: Why would you eat the wrapper?
one from SOTS this morning.
A main joins a butchers website and enters "beef stew" as his password. However, the password is rejected as it is not "stroganoff".
I started last night
Bit near the knuckle, this one. But whatever floats your boat..
Chap goes to the Doctor's. Doctor said "You have a rare strain of AIDS called MDK 237.
You have 3 days to live."
He tells his Old Mum.
She says "Come to Bingo with me tonight it will cheer you up."
He said "But I have MDK 237. Three days to live."
Anyway He goes along.
He wins every game, lines, full houses, four corners and even the roll over jackpot!
He goes for his winnings at the end.
Bingo caller says to him. "You must be the luckiest man alive! Winning every game, jackpot, the lot!"
Man says "LUCKY? LUCKY?!"
"I've got MDK 237!"
Bingo caller says "F**K ME! You've won the raffle as well!"
Mary had just gotten married, and being a traditional Irish girl she was still a virgin. On her wedding night, staying at her mother's house,she was very nervous.
Her mother reassured her; 'Don't worry, Mary, Micks a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take care of you.Meanwhile, I'll be making dinner.'
So, up she went. When she got upstairs, Mick took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest. Mary ran downstairs to her mother and says, 'Mummy, Mummy, Micks got a big hairy chest.'
'Don't worry, Mary,' says the mother, 'all good men have hairy chests.. Go upstairs. He'll take good care of you.'
So, up she went again.. When she got up in the bedroom, Mick took off his pants exposing his hairy legs. Again, Mary ran downstairs to her mother. 'Mummy, mummy, Mick took off his pants and he's got hairy legs!'
'Don't worry! All good men have hairy legs. Micks a good man Go upstairs and he'll take good care of you..'
So, up she went again. When she got there, Mick took off his socks and on his left foot he was missing three toes.
When Mary saw this, she ran downstairs. 'Mummy, mummy, Micks got a foot and a half!'
Her Mummy said, 'You stay here and stir the gravy and I will go up!
Or play tennis?
Mmmm.? Not quite sure where you’re coming from with that. But middle England will possibly agree.
It is a satirical comment in relation to the hypocrisy surrounding Emma Raducanu and the racist press with their anti-immigrant propaganda. Unless the immigrant happens to be good at something.
Just like Zola Budd and Greg Rusedski..... oh and half the England Cricket team over the last 50 years.
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