Made me laugh

Discussion in 'Bulletin Board' started by Connor, Feb 25, 2018.

Page 125 of 218
  1. Del Rosso

    Del Rosso Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jun 14, 2016
    Messages:
    1,700
    Likes Received:
    2,298
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    You're hijacking a good thread here, please feel free to do one.
     
    Del Rosso, Sep 26, 2021
    #2481
    Austiniho, Mido, Baldrick and 2 others like this.
  2. Old

    Old Gimmer Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 17, 2011
    Messages:
    4,045
    Likes Received:
    4,171
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    If that’s aimed at me then I can only apologise ;)
     
    Old Gimmer, Sep 26, 2021
    #2482
    Mr C likes this.
  3. Mr C

    Mr C Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 9, 2011
    Messages:
    24,643
    Likes Received:
    15,378
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Occupation:
    Saving the world.
    Location:
    Wentworth
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    Fair play. :)
     
    Mr C, Sep 26, 2021
    #2483
  4. Mr C

    Mr C Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 9, 2011
    Messages:
    24,643
    Likes Received:
    15,378
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Occupation:
    Saving the world.
    Location:
    Wentworth
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    Never apologise, never explain.. :)
     
    Mr C, Sep 26, 2021
    #2484
    Old Gimmer likes this.
  5. Skinner

    Skinner Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Nov 2, 2018
    Messages:
    2,292
    Likes Received:
    3,002
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Male
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    "Sorry love. I genuinely thought I was only going to fart"

    Seemed reasonable at the time...
     
    Skinner, Sep 27, 2021
    #2485
    Dalestykes, MrsHallsToffeerolls, Hooky feller and 1 other person like this.
  6. scarf

    scarf Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 30, 2009
    Messages:
    1,987
    Likes Received:
    1,391
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    deep in the Rhubarb Triangle
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    Why does it take me five minutes to walk from my house to the pub and 35 minutes to walk back?
    The difference is staggering!
     
    scarf, Sep 27, 2021
    #2486
    Lordtyke, Old Goat, BobT and 6 others like this.
  7. Hooky feller

    Hooky feller Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jul 11, 2016
    Messages:
    15,103
    Likes Received:
    17,179
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Occupation:
    Retired, full time grandad.
    Location:
    Mapp.
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    I once met this lovely Dutch girl with inflatable shoes. I gave her a call to ask her out but unfortunately she’d popped her clogs…
     
    Hooky feller, Sep 27, 2021
    #2487
    Lordtyke, Old Goat, Prince of Risborough and 2 others like this.
  8. arabian_ian

    arabian_ian Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Feb 13, 2013
    Messages:
    13,384
    Likes Received:
    14,549
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Male
    Occupation:
    Retired
    Location:
    Broughty Ferry
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    An elderly couple entered a McDonald's and sat next to a table where some young people were having dinner.

    The old man walked over and made the order for himself.

    He unwrapped the burger, cut it in half and put one half next to his wife. Carefully he counted all the fries and did the same.

    He dipped 2 straws in the soda and put it between himself and his wife.

    The old woman began to eat her half of the burger, whilst people stared at her compassionately.

    A young man approached them and offered to buy them another portion of food.

    The old woman replied not to bother, as they were used to sharing everything.

    People realized that the old man had not eaten, he only watched as his wife ate.

    The young man approached and repeated his offer.

    This time it was the old man, who explained that no, they were used to sharing everything.

    The young man then asked the old man,

    And what are you waiting for then?

    THE
    TEETH!!!
     
    arabian_ian, Sep 28, 2021
    #2488
    Lordtyke, ScubaTyke, Hooky feller and 8 others like this.
  9. Das

    Dassett tyke Active Member

    Joined:
    Nov 28, 2017
    Messages:
    110
    Likes Received:
    117
    Trophy Points:
    43
    Gender:
    Male
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    Never realised Danny Well becks dad, Stan, was a bomb disposal expert.
     
    Dassett tyke, Sep 28, 2021
    #2489
    Lordtyke, Hooky feller, Baldrick and 2 others like this.
  10. Tarntyke

    Tarntyke Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jul 29, 2005
    Messages:
    13,907
    Likes Received:
    11,772
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Location:
    Stairfoot, b4 famous rahnderbart
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    upload_2021-10-4_9-59-1.png
     
    Tarntyke, Oct 4, 2021
    #2490
    MrsHallsToffeerolls, Hooky feller and scarf like this.
  11. Loko the Tyke

    Loko the Tyke Administrator Staff Member Admin

    Joined:
    Oct 4, 2005
    Messages:
    16,668
    Likes Received:
    17,683
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Male
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    Long time listener. First time caller.

    I'm in tears watching this over and over again. Especially if you watch it with the sound off after you've heard it a few times.

     
    Loko the Tyke, Oct 4, 2021
    #2491
    scarf, thetykester, Cowboy and 5 others like this.
  12. Archey

    Archey Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jul 2, 2008
    Messages:
    24,447
    Likes Received:
    18,878
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Location:
    A big massive boat
    Style:
    Barnsley
    Instagram and Facebook were down for about 6 hours last night.

    My next door neighbour came round to mine with his tea in his hands. He wanted to show me what he was having.
     
    Archey, Oct 5, 2021
    #2492
    Lordtyke, BarTyke, Basil Fawlty and 10 others like this.
  13. winged avenger

    winged avenger Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 15, 2016
    Messages:
    1,735
    Likes Received:
    2,762
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    Should have used a plate like everybody else.
     
    winged avenger, Oct 5, 2021
    #2493
  14. Brush

    Brush Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 16, 2005
    Messages:
    15,421
    Likes Received:
    14,025
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Male
    Occupation:
    Ex-IT professional
    Location:
    Swadlincote, South Derbyshire
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    No pouty pose from his wife then?
     
    Brush, Oct 5, 2021
    #2494
  15. Archey

    Archey Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jul 2, 2008
    Messages:
    24,447
    Likes Received:
    18,878
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Location:
    A big massive boat
    Style:
    Barnsley
    She was at the house at the other side, showing them CCTV footage of their garden gnome being stolen.
     
    Archey, Oct 5, 2021
    #2495
    Brush likes this.
  16. Tarntyke

    Tarntyke Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jul 29, 2005
    Messages:
    13,907
    Likes Received:
    11,772
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Location:
    Stairfoot, b4 famous rahnderbart
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    Think this game might go tits up upload_2021-10-6_16-16-15.png
     
    Tarntyke, Oct 6, 2021
    #2496
    Lordtyke, BarTyke, Brush and 1 other person like this.
  17. pompey_red

    pompey_red Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jul 27, 2005
    Messages:
    13,228
    Likes Received:
    9,043
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Fareham
    Home Page:
    Style:
    Barnsley Dark
    Not sure…. This may actually be true!! :) it made me laugh anyway

    244F5162-5C08-464D-95A3-E43132F7D83B.jpeg
     
    pompey_red, Oct 7, 2021
    #2497
    Dalestykes, Lordtyke, JLWBigLil and 2 others like this.
  18. shenk1

    shenk1 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Dec 4, 2012
    Messages:
    6,603
    Likes Received:
    4,180
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Occupation:
    Urine Extraction Technician
    Location:
    Elsecar By The Sea
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    [​IMG]
     
    shenk1, Oct 8, 2021
    #2498
    TitusMagee, ScubaTyke, Tarntyke and 2 others like this.
  19. RedStriker

    RedStriker Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Mar 2, 2017
    Messages:
    2,742
    Likes Received:
    2,898
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Male
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    .
     
    RedStriker, Oct 10, 2021
    #2499
  20. Hooky feller

    Hooky feller Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jul 11, 2016
    Messages:
    15,103
    Likes Received:
    17,179
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Occupation:
    Retired, full time grandad.
    Location:
    Mapp.
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    I told my boss three companies were after me and I needed a raise to stay at my job. We haggled for a few minutes and he gave me a 5% raise.

    Leaving his office, he stopped and asked me, "By the way, which companies are after you?" I responded, "The gas, electric, and water company."
     
    Hooky feller, Oct 10, 2021
    #2500
Page 125 of 218

Share This Page