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  1. shed131

    shed131 Well-Known Member

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    Memo to all golfers
    be aware of the Mallard ....ideally take the extra shot.....stay safe
    Stay off the railway track ....
    Signed the committee
     
    shed131, Nov 18, 2021
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    here's another from the boffins:

    why did the baker have brown hands?

    he needed a poo.
     
    Didcot Red, Nov 18, 2021
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    My Mrs has finally left me due to my obsession with film sequels.
    Mind, we’ve been Rocky IV a while now.
     
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    Took a while lol.
     
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    Was having a debate with a science teacher today, I told him "you can trust atoms"
    "Why would you say that" He asked

    "They make up everything"
     
    Redstone, Nov 18, 2021
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    Here's another from the boffins:

    Higgs Boson walks into a church but the priest says "I'm not having you in this church".

    The Higgs Boson replies "Why? You can't have mass without me."
     
    Didcot Red, Nov 20, 2021
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    Mrs Tonjy asked me why I didn’t speak to her after sex. I told it’s because sometimes I go out without my phone.
     
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    I don’t get it..?:rolleyes:
     
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    needed/ kneaded
     
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    Oh aye. That’s crap.. :rolleyes:
     
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    My girlfriend borrowed £100 from me.

    3 years later, we broke up and she paid me back £100 exactly.

    I lost interest in that relationship.
     
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    Lol when i knock when delivering a parcel they usually say ' I thought it wa Bobby knocking' i make sure they hear me lol.
     
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    Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change colour?

    He had a reptile dysfunction.
     
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    One tectonic plate bumps into another and says "Sorry, my fault!".
     
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    Two atoms talking. One says "I have lost an electron? to which the second atom says "are you sure?" and the first one says "I'm positive".
     
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