Discussion in 'Bulletin Board' started by Connor, Feb 25, 2018.
Only fans of a certain Canadian rock trio will get this..
This is from "The Sound of Silence"
The similar Rush lyric is "...written on the studio walls"
Yes, I was just testing you..
Steve Jones is my Facebook lockdown hero.
This is quite surreal, by the same ones that did the Kes-Star Wars mashup.
Kes-Stars Wars if you don't know what I'm talking about.
And the word is "profits" not "prophets" in the Rush lyric.
THINGS YOU CAN ONLY SAY AT CHRISTMAS
1: I prefer breasts to legs.
2: Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3: Smother the butter all over the breasts.
4: If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
5: I've never seen a better spread!
6: I fancy a little dark meat for a change.
7: Are you ready for seconds yet?
8: It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9: Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10: Don't play with your meat!
11: Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
12: Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13: I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
14: You still have a little bit on your chin..
15: How long will it take after you put it in?
16: You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17: Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
18: That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
19: I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning.
20: Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU ALL !!!!!
Christmas Turkey Recipe (Using Popcorn As Stuffing).
When I found this recipe, I thought it was perfect for people like me, who are just not sure how to tell when poultry is thoroughly cooked, but not dried out. Give it a try.
8-15 lb. turkey
1 cup melted butter
1 cup stuffing
2 cups uncooked popcorn
Salt and pepper to taste.
Preheat oven to 350 degrees.
Brush turkey well with melted butter. Season to taste. Fill cavity with stuffing and popcorn(uncooked).
Place in baking pan with neck end towards the front of oven. Listen for the popping sounds.
When the Turkey blows the chuffing Oven Door open and flies across the Kitchen Floor, it's Done
Just heard the weather forecast, yellow snow warning, don't eat it.
Took me a while, but I got there in the end.
I feel Christmas is getting so OTT now.
In fact whoever invented it should be crucified.
From two years ago, no idea if it actually worked but if you're looking for a present for someone still maybe you could get the same for that special Barnsley fan in your life to save them some agony
I've just heard that the police will now have the power to remove relatives from your home from today under new restriction rules
Does anyone know if this is a free service or do you have to book in advance?
Very good, perfect timing but I dare say no more in case the mother in-law gets to know. She’s not a football fan but seems to have spies everywhere
God and the devil were having an argument, and Satan proposed a football game between heaven and hell to resolve the dispute. God, in his eternal goodness, pointed out that it wouldn’t be a fair match because all the ‘good’ players go to heaven. The devil smiled, replying, “Yes, but we’ve got all the refs.”
THE BARNSLEY FC
BBS FANS FORUM
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