I went to see a psychic last week. I knocked on the front door and they yelled "who is it?".... So I left.
A pharmacist walked into his shop to find a man leaning against the wall. "What's wrong with him?" he asked the assistant. "He came in for cough syrup, but I couldn't find any. So I gave him an entire bottle of laxatives." "You bloody idiot .... You can't treat a cough with laxatives!" said the pharmacist." "Of course you can!" replied the assistant, "look at him, he's too bloody scared to cough now...........
Lidl (USA) are recruiting for a new head office. It's being built in the green hills of Minnesota. Applications to..... Lidl House On The Prairie!!..
I ordered a rapid test kit from the government website. Its been delivered today. Its a DVD of the Ashes series.
I've just been listening to an interview on Radio 4's Today programme with a CEO of a number of academy schools in the midlands. His name was straight out of Happy Families - Steve Chalk.
I recently tried to organise a hide and seek tournament. In the end I had to give up, good players are hard to find.