Made me laugh

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  1. RedStriker

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    As people have been suspecting he's been on holiday as not been see for over a week....




     
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    I went to see a psychic last week. I knocked on the front door and they yelled "who is it?".... So I left.
     
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    Apologies if already posted :)

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    Anyone for a new suit!!! [​IMG]
     
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    Think his wife needs a new birthday suit.
     
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    A pharmacist walked into his shop to find a man leaning against the wall.
    "What's wrong with him?" he asked the assistant.
    "He came in for cough syrup, but I couldn't find any. So I gave him an entire bottle of laxatives."
    "You bloody idiot .... You can't treat a cough with laxatives!" said the pharmacist."
    "Of course you can!" replied the assistant, "look at him, he's too bloody scared to cough now...........
     
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    Lidl (USA) are recruiting for a new head office. It's being built in the green hills of Minnesota.
    Applications to.....
    Lidl House
    On The Prairie!!..
     
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    There can only be one drink to bring in 2022.
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    I ordered a rapid test kit from the government website.

    Its been delivered today. Its a DVD of the Ashes series.
     
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    I've just been listening to an interview on Radio 4's Today programme with a CEO of a number of academy schools in the midlands. His name was straight out of Happy Families - Steve Chalk.
     
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    Was he a class act ?
     
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    I recently tried to organise a hide and seek tournament. In the end I had to give up, good players are hard to find.
     
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    Pizza Express Woking
    For a night you will never forget!

    ( No sweat!)
     
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