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    Apparently the operation using the modified pigs heart has been a big failure
    A spokesperson for the said hospital where the operation was carried out went on record saying the surgeon in charge has made a right pigs ear of the job....

    When questioned Dr Trotter claimed apart from the constant crackling and the chaps he encountered the patient is in for a long sty (oooooohh) in hospital
     
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    A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”

    “Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”
     
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    A match in Turkey has just been called off for the snow but not before this.....

     
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    The England and Wales Cricket Board are delighted to announce Novak Djokovic as our new batting coach.

    He knows sod all about cricket, but it took the Aussies nearly two weeks to get him out, and we couldn’t ignore that.
     
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    The James Bond films are being remade in Barnsley . So far they have filmed
    Live an’ let dee
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    Tha only lives twice, Thannuz
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    Spy who came in arta cowd
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    Diamonds are ARR BLOOODY MUCH!!!
     
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    Nivver se Nivver Ageean
     
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    From Dod'orth wi luv.
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    Doctors nooert
     
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    No Time To Kark It
     
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    Dee rand thi own ‘ouse
     
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    “Hello Moneypenny”
    “Wipe thi bloody feet”
     
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    A top dignitary was visiting a Scottish Hospital one day & he went onto a ward to visit some patients.

    The first patient look up & said:

    "O, wad some Power the giftie gie us

    To see oursels as others see us!

    It wad frae monie a blunder free us,

    An' foolish notion."

    The second patient looked up & said:

    "If there's another world, he lives in bliss; if there is none, he made the best of this."

    The third Patient looked up & said:


    "Some hae meat and canna eat,

    And some wad eat that want it,

    But we hae meat and we can eat,

    And sae the Lord be thankit."

    This went on for every patient she saw, she asked what was that all about, to which the doctor replied:

    That was the serious burns unit.
     
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    Err not a Bond film I'm sorry to say....
     
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    Any on here took part in the past?

     
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