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    I've just heard that 2 parcel delivery companies, FEDEX and UPS are to merge.

    The new Company is to be called FED UP
     
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    Burglars break into a house and find a couple upstairs making love. Tying them up they start ransacking the house.
    “Take whatever you want, but please let her go” says the man.
    “You must really love your wife “ says the burglar.
    “Not really” the man replies “but she’ll be home in ten minutes”.
     
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    Fiddler On The Roof?
     
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    'Mary Poppins'. Got his Brush stuck in the chimney. Or was that another Dick. :)
     
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    At least you took the right slip road.. :)
     
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    It’s been 412 days since I’ve been with the mrs... I had to go jogging in flip-flops yesterday to at least remind myself of the sound…
     
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    Some annoying cold caller was trying to sell me a luxury coffin today. I could only say, “ that is the last thing I’ll need.”
     

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