Made me laugh

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mIYD3UkL63c

 

I started a new business making boats in my attic.
Sails are through the roof.

 

A lass from Tarn competing at Olympics on a horse called Jagerbomb is the most Barnsley thing I’ve ever heard. Amazing⭐️

 

If Yorkshire did the Olympics #Olympic2024

 

Little Johnny was out on a walk with his Mum an Dad, his dad was a big gruff Yorkshire bloke. They were stood looking at a field full of horses when little Johnny noticed something quite large between one of the horses legs.. He asked his mum, Mum, what’s that big thing stuck out between its legs?
His mum being very embarrassed tried brushing it off saying “it doesn’t matter! But Johnny persisted, in the end she snapped at him ..It’s nothing! Again Johnny pestered her, she shouted “oh, just ask your Dad!!
Johnny asked his Dad;
Dad, what’s that big thing stuck out underneath the horse”?
Dad said, “Aye well sithee son, that horse is a stallion with a penis and it’s got an erection”!
Johnny exclaimed “But mam said it were nothing “
Dad brushing his hand through his hair said smugly, Aye well lad, tha mams been spoilt!”

 

I must confess to having some affinity with this joke!

 

Three sisters, Ann, Jan,and Fanny, all have very big feet......Ann has size 8,Jan has size 9,and Fanny has size 15.......Ann and Jan go on a double date.....one of the boys says,"Blimey you both have very big feet!".Ann replies,"You should see our Fanny's.........they're huge!"..

 

Been up in Wath and found these…. I'm so excited, I,m waiting on this clutch of calves to hatch. We're hoping for some brown ones so we'll get chocolate milk when they're older.

 

Little Billy came home from school to see the families pet cat dead in the front garden.
Rigor mortis had set in and it was flat on its back with its legs in the air. When his Dad came home Billy said, "Dad our cats dead and his legs are sticking in the air. Why are his legs sticking in the air?" His father thinking quickly said, "Son, that's so God can reach down from the clouds and lift the cat straight up to heaven."
" Dad that's great," said little Billy.
A few days later, when Dad came home from work, Billy rushed out to meet him yelling, "Dad, Dad we almost lost Mom today!"
"What do you mean?" said Dad. "Well Dad, I got home from school early today and went up to your bedroom and there was Mom flat on her back with her legs in the air screaming, "Jesus I'm coming, I'm coming" If it hadn't of been for Uncle George holding her down we'd have lost her for sure!"

 

Is that really her name?

 

I've joined the Procrastination Society

First meeting is tomorrow..or next week..possibly, may be week after

 

Started my new job as a Bus Driver today,This Big Busty Blonde got on and said are you going to Oldham ?

Back at the job centre Monday☹️

 

An Italian , a Frenchman and a barnsley lad are all having an argument about whose the best lover !
The Frenchman says " I'm the best lover coz I smear my wife in garlic butter , lick it off an make love to her and she rises a foot off the bed " !!
The Italian says " I'm the best lover coz I smear my wife in bolognaise sauce , lick it off an make love to her and she rises 4 foot off the bed " !!
barnsley lad says " that's **** all !! I go home n bang the missus n wipe me dick on the curtains n she hits the fuckin roof " !!!!!!!!

 

Went home last neight wi a bunch of flowers for our lass, i'd no sooner walked through the door an she flung her arms around me gi mi a reight snog, dragged me into the bedroom, ripping and tearing at my clothes, she ripped her knickers off an said this is for the flowers, r sez, aint we gorra Vase.

 

Imagine this happening in the pro game. A keeper moaning and the ref having to tell the fans off.