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    arabian_ian Well-Known Member

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    Sky and BT have cancelled all sport on their tv channels.
    But live boxing can be seen in any Tesco, Asda, Sainsbury’s, Aldi, Lidl and Morrison’s on any given day.
     
    arabian_ian, Mar 21, 2020
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    arabian_ian Well-Known Member

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    Where is everyone spending Easter next week?
    I’m torn between my living room or my bedroom.
     
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    Easter is 2 weeks away, unless you are using a different calendar.
     
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    It was the last day of school before the six week holidays and the kids were bringing presents for the teacher.
    Rosie from the florists brought the teacher a lovely bunch of flowers.
    Geeta from the corner shop brought her a paper bag full of delicious samosas.
    Little Jonny from the off-licence brought a cardboard box which was leaking a little from one corner.
    "I wonder if I can guess what's in here Jonny" said Miss, lifting the box and tasting a drop with her finger, "Is it beer?"
    "No Miss"
    "Hmm, let's have another guess" tasting another drop and sniffing her finger.
    "I know! It's wine!"she said, smiling triumphantly.
    "No Miss,
    It's a puppy!"
    "
     
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    I really feel so sorry for all you married guys. For months you have been telling your wives, I’ll do it once I get time. :D
     
    arabian_ian, Mar 23, 2020
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    Shopping in my small local supermarket this afternoon, trying to stay six feet away from other shoppers in the narrow aisles felt like playing lifesize Pacman
     
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    Prince Charles is currently isolating at Balmoral with Covid-19

    Meanwhile Prince Andrew is isolating at Windsor with Jennifer-14
     
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    "I want you to wear a nurse's uniform", I said to my wife.

    She smiled seductively and asked: "Why is that, darling?"

    "Well, because we need a loaf."
     
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    A steam railway enthusiast was today run over by a procession of steam trains including the flying Scotsman at a show today when he got too close and fell .
    A spokesman from his steam club said he was chuffed to bits .
     
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    During the lockdown my wife has been staring at the window for 2 days now, staring into space with tears running down her face.

    Don’t get me wrong, I empathise with her. I’ve considered letting her in a few times now, but rules are rules.
     
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    Me too. Already sent it on to my kids. Just to cheer em up... :D
     
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