Made me laugh

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  1. North Yorks Red

    North Yorks Red Well-Known Member

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    No way near as fast as me :)
     
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    What should you do if you are addicted to sea weed ?
    Sea kelp
     
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    Just bought a new blindfold.
    I can't see me wearing it.
     
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    I’m starting a protest tomorrow.

    Fat Lives Matter!

    Meeting at McDonald’s at 10, then KFC at 11 then Greggs at 12
     
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    I put this ad in Barnsley Chronicle lonely hearts column. I like to go for long walks stopping regularly for a beer or 2. I enjoy good food and at the end of a day I would love to curl up on the settee with you and stroke your hair.'
    I only got one reply........
    From a Golden Retriever
     
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    Has Covid-19 forced you to wear glasses & a mask at the same time???

    You may be entitled to condensation
     
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    I've just heard they're removing Uncle Ben's face from the packets.

    No more Mr. Rice Guy.
     
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    For my girlfriend's birthday I organised a surprised bukkake party.

    Everybody came.

    You should have seen her face
     
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    Had to look Bukkake up. Thought tha’d misspelt Burka. Lol
     
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    I once tried to buy a town in the south of France, but the locals were Avignon of it...
     
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    Had a mixed day at work.
    Broke my finger today.
    But on the other hand everything is ok.
     
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    Have you ever tried eating a clock?

    It’s really time consuming, especially if you go for seconds.
     
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    I warned my daughter about using her whistle inside and gave her one last chance.

    Unfortunately, she blew it.
     
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    Recently got a job as a waiter. It's not great but it puts food on the table.
     
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    Just heard the tragic news about our ice cream man. He put hundreds and thousands and strawberry sauce on his head,,,,,, topped himself!
     

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