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    I don't get it :)
     
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    It's a play on roman numerals mate. Not 100% sure but I think the answer is 3000 I didnt say it was funny...just trying to explain it :D
     
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    Yes MMM is 3000 in Roman - I thought it was quite a funny post personally - but it wouldnt be if you didnt get the Roman Numerals part of the joke
     
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    IS THIS A JOKE?
     
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    Today's award for stating the bl££ding obvious, seen this for sale on an online auction. The Auctioneer (and I kid you not) actually felt it necessary to state:
    "This watch is currently not working" :D:D:D
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    A patient runs out of the operation room, screaming. - A doctor stops him and asks: “Mr. Ainsley! What on Earth is happening?! Why are you running?!” - The patient breathes heavily: “I was about to be operated on, doctor. And then the nurse said: ‘Come now, stop panicking. You’ll manage just fine!’” - The doctor shrugs: “Oh but that’s nice, no? Nurse being supportive to you?” - The patient gets angry: “She was talking to the surgeon!”
     
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    5 out of 4 Scots are bad at maths.
     
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    I’m offended
     
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    Bloke sat in pub, at his feet is his pet alsatian licking it's balls. Another man walks in pub, stops briefly and says "gosh, I wish I could do that" first man says: "give him a few crisps and he might let you " :D
     
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    There Ian I've rectified it for you
     
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    When I was a baby my parents used to bath me in cheap Australian lager. It wasn’t until I was 18 that I realised I’d been fostered.
     
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