Are you called Gordon by any chance For some reason the above springs to mind Mine hates football - at least the mens variety though she will watch the lionesses. I only took her to one game when we were newly together back in the glorious Norman Hunter era, I think we won 4-0 but still she wasnt interested so she just ignores me if I come back from a defeat until I simmer down maybe tell your missus to go out with friends for a drink if we lose so she is out when you get back ?
And they say women are emotional! I get this is a light hearted thread but as if a suggestion is that the wife should have to leave her own house because a grown ass man gets titty lip on.
Sorry I wasnt actually being serious but I didnt think the thread was a serious one either - of course a woman ( or a man) shouldnt have to leave a house because their partner cant cope with losing a sporting event, Any more than I think they should have to hide the valubles fpr the violent tantrum as shown in the clip I posted