Matchday with Monkey ...Peterborough Home

Monkey : Well done ! You managed to drive us all the way to your cousin's in Royston for the first time since you banged your head.
Me : Are you implying that I might not know where Royston is? I am not Nudger!!
Monkey : But you did not take me to the BBS do ar Shed's pub.
Me : No, more to the point, what is that thing next to you?
Monkey : It is BFC Clanger, he has spent Christmas with us eating soup and now he must go back to his dad in the East Stand. He sings far too much and is getting on my nerves.



Monkey : Mr Parsnip wants to come too.
Me : NO! I am not taking a whole bag full of giddy soft toys to a football match!
Monkey : But he's sad and if he stays here he might end up a Leeds fan like your cousin.
Me : You weren't interested in parsnips yesterday.



Monkey : What about all these poor guys? They need to see a game or two. Can we buy them all? Please?
Me : I am not even going to answer that.



Monkey : There are quite a lot of soft toys who attend football matches you know, if you look closely but none are as famous as me.
Me : Snort! You are still fuming because your friend Horace teddy was on Look North protesting about fracking and and you've never managed that ever.
Monkey : Horace was wearing his jaune gillet that I made him. I started the whole jaune gillet protests business.
Me : Shut up and watch the football. We ought to mention it occasionally.


BFC Clanger : West Stand give us a song, West Stand west stand give us a song.....BOOOOOOO!



Monkey : Can you wash my snowman costume when we get home please?
Me : Why ?
Monkey : Your cousin touched me.




Monkey : There's a stuffed purple llama watching on the row in front. We should be included in the attendance figures. 12843 supporters with 865 away fans and 2893 stuffed toys.
Me : None of whom paid to get in.



Monkey : That was a cracking second goal! It's quite made my carrot stand up!




Monkey : Well it's been a jolly good game but Dougall's had enough.
Me : Yes, it's time for bed!

 

Merry Christmas CB and Handler .

 

Brilliant.

 

Thank you. I'd better point out that the rest of cousin's family are quite normal ( for Royston ) BFC season ticket holders who kindly drove us to the match and back.

 

Don't you mean CB and Agent? Not sure CB would take kindly to people thinking he has a 'handler' (although I bet he can be a little 'monkey with attitude at times'.) After all he is a 'Celebrity'

 

CM too not CB but never mind.

 

Actually you weren't looking when we tried to wave! Thank your dad for sending a card too.....we love agent's mum's story about the day Baby D came to visit.

 

Oops!! Sorry! Senior moment combined with posting after a considerable quantity of wine plus a very large post Pranzo 'digestivo' of 47% proof Slivovitz!