Mate's just rang and reminded me

Does it?

That would be disappointing, to say the least. I always thought Sigue Sigue Sputnik were influenced by my hair. My nasal hair, admittedly, but I'll take fame at any price.

 

Sadly yes

It also says that your gas bill is through the roof due to your central heating being on 24 hours a day at 35 degrees kevin and would you like to increase your direct debit back up £95 per week.

So you lied to us earlier then?

 

The central heating is a mistake.

I actually get next door to turn theirs on really high, and 'cos of something to do with refridgeration physics that I can't remember 'cos I was away that day playing a match-winning innings in Bothams' big-hitting Ashes century (Vinnie's just text me to remind me), it makes it cold in here.

Well, I say 'cold'. I mean 'red hot', obviously. Too hot, in fact. Some of the sub-atomic particles have nearly thawed out.

 

a brilliant post

man would have put it through the right door. You should complain. I think it's the chinese year of complain or something, so the stars are in the right place.

 

leave kevin out of this

 

Arctic Monkeys

If you want to see them again they're filming part of their new video on the roof of Scothall BMW on Sunday.
Not many people know that.