Matt Jackson - hehe....

Discussion in 'Bulletin Board ARCHIVE' started by S.M., Nov 21, 2006.

Page 2 of 2
  1. S.M.

    S.M. Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jul 18, 2005
    Messages:
    9,624
    Likes Received:
    553
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Home Page:
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    Arse out on town hall steps?

    Penalties.

    Leeds away. any takers for a pre/post match shandy?
     
    S.M., Nov 21, 2006
    #21
  2. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    May 10, 2006
    Messages:
    4,332
    Likes Received:
    89
    Trophy Points:
    48
    Occupation:
    Serial Masturbator
    Location:
    Spofforth
    Home Page:
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    RE: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooh

    Ooooohhhhhh - sex.

    Gord: Eyup - is that Dirk?
    Hartog: Aye
    Gord: Am phning about this post you've made on the BBS
    Hartog: The one about Sylvia Saint?
    Gord: No
    Hartog: The one about lovingstones?
    Gord: No - the one about me being rubbish
    Hartog: Ah, right
    Gord: Ask SM - I'm not rubbish
    Hartog: You are
    Gord: I'm not - now listen to my calming voice ... you are feeling sleepy, very sleepy ... when I click my fingers you will think that everything at BFC is fine & that Andy Ritchie is useless
    Hartog: Sorry about that, I fell off my Mama's & Papa's highchair - can you repeat that?
    Gord: Would you like to come for a cup of tea?
    Hartog: Have you got young daughters?
    Gord: No
    Hartog: Then you can ballax
    Gord: Therteh six pence
    Hartog: What?
    Gord: And a free cooker
    Hartog: Pardon
    Gord: It's my final offer
    Hartog: Are you all there?
    Gord: Offer withdrawn, now get out of my office
    Hartog: But we're on the phone Gord & I'm taking a dump
    Gord: I said get out

    * they both skip out of their respective toilets, holding hands, to the theme tune to The Fall Guy
     
    The Full Ponty, Nov 21, 2006
    #22
  3. La Dent de Crolles

    La Dent de Crolles Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jul 20, 2005
    Messages:
    9,518
    Likes Received:
    325
    Trophy Points:
    83
    Gender:
    Male
    Occupation:
    Photomask Engineer
    Location:
    Pasir Ris, Singapore
    Home Page:
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    Couldnt show much less
     
    La Dent de Crolles, Nov 21, 2006
    #23
  4. Gue

    Guest Guest

    RE: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooh

    That's actually happened.
     
    Guest, Nov 21, 2006
    #24
  5. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    May 10, 2006
    Messages:
    4,332
    Likes Received:
    89
    Trophy Points:
    48
    Occupation:
    Serial Masturbator
    Location:
    Spofforth
    Home Page:
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    I'll take up your Rasiak / Chopra Challenge.

    And if I fail - I'll hold my hands up & say "I got it wrong. I was incorrect. My prediction turned out to be false."
    Then I'll bare my harris for all to see.
    But I expect 4am on a Tuesday to be pretty quiet.

    Can't do anything for Leeds.
    It looks like I'm taking my mates two kids - and they are in wheelchairs.
    It's like a Daleks convention.
     
    The Full Ponty, Nov 21, 2006
    #25
  6. Redstar

    Redstar Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jul 18, 2005
    Messages:
    26,953
    Likes Received:
    2,050
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Location:
    Fidel's Bedside
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    I'm waiting for the pre match interviews...

    "we let ourselves down" In reality, they let the man who has stood by them dowm. It seemed that some have made up their minds about AR's future.
     
    Redstar, Nov 21, 2006
    #26
  7. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    May 10, 2006
    Messages:
    4,332
    Likes Received:
    89
    Trophy Points:
    48
    Occupation:
    Serial Masturbator
    Location:
    Spofforth
    Home Page:
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    Ballax.

    You're a tramp.
    You wouldn't turn down a free cup of tea - it's against your nature.
    I hear you've traded up to an Iceland carton from the Hillards box.
    You little posh b4stard.
     
    The Full Ponty, Nov 21, 2006
    #27
  8. Gue

    Guest Guest

    maybe jackson can pass on his knowledge we all

    know wot morgys like from past experience. maybe morgy can do a job but is incapable of passing on his knowledge?
     
    Guest, Nov 21, 2006
    #28
  9. Gue

    Guest Guest

    RE: Ballax.

    Got an offer in on a discarded tupperware carton. En Suite plastic bag too.
     
    Guest, Nov 21, 2006
    #29
  10. Tyk

    Tyketical M'stroke New Member

    Joined:
    Jul 18, 2005
    Messages:
    4,253
    Likes Received:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    0
    Location:
    Deacons Way, Barnsley ,South Yorkshire, S71
    Home Page:
    RE: Arse out on town hall steps?

    Count me in for that.
     
    Tyketical M'stroke, Nov 21, 2006
    #30
  11. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    May 10, 2006
    Messages:
    4,332
    Likes Received:
    89
    Trophy Points:
    48
    Occupation:
    Serial Masturbator
    Location:
    Spofforth
    Home Page:
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    The "arse out" or the "drink"?

    Your ravaged harris is not the thing normal people want to be seeing.

    Witanalvomittingart.
     
    The Full Ponty, Nov 21, 2006
    #31
  12. Jay

    Jay Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jul 18, 2005
    Messages:
    43,873
    Likes Received:
    32,908
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Location:
    On Sofa
    Style:
    Barnsley
    "Other people keep saying it must affect the players"

    eh? It was Ritchie that said that. A few times.

    Barmyness.
     
    Jay, Nov 21, 2006
    #32
  13. Shy Talk

    Shy Talk Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jul 30, 2005
    Messages:
    8,213
    Likes Received:
    5,074
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Location:
    Tarn
    Home Page:
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    The words "lost" and "plot" spring to mind
     
    Shy Talk, Nov 21, 2006
    #33
Page 2 of 2

Share This Page