Me & Barnsley FC

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  1. Jay

    Jay Well-Known Member

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    Mate, you were wearing a pink doily

    You are never, ever allowed to question what other people wear again.
     
    Jay, Jul 25, 2005
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    RE: Yup

    Bob. Bob the blob. Fat blobby ******* Bob.
     
    Jay, Jul 25, 2005
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    RE: Yup

    He he, that was another contender.

    What's yours all about?
     
    Guest, Jul 25, 2005
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  4. Gue

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    Is that right? Mr Banks ...

    ... jealousy won't get you anywhere.

    I looked gorgeous.
    I smelled tremendous.

    Get over it.
    Or do you want me to use my imagination & write you a big gay book about witches?
     
    Guest, Jul 25, 2005
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  5. Gue

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    RE: Is that right? Mr Banks ...

    I wore, to quote jay a 'manly' t-shirt.
     
    Guest, Jul 25, 2005
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  6. Jay

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    RE: Yup

    It's a Clash lyric from 'Death or Glory'. Highlights how hypocritical we all are, particularly as we get older when we turn into exactly the kind of people we claimed to hate in our youth.

    Well, if you want to believe that ballacks you can. I just like the idea of f*cking nuns.
     
    Jay, Jul 25, 2005
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  7. Gue

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    Transpose 'manly' ...

    ... for 'unintentionally tight round the middle' and you have hit the nail right on the head.

    Jay & fashion, eh.
    Go together like TT & older women.
     
    Guest, Jul 25, 2005
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    You wore a pink doily. That is what you wore. You stood in the mirror before you went out and thought 'This pink doily looks wicked, I'll properly woo the chicks in this.' At an earlier date you walked into some shop, christ knows which one, your eyes picked out the pink doily and you thought, "Wow, look at that, that's the very shirt for me."

    You f*cking idiot.
     
    Jay, Jul 25, 2005
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  9. Gue

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    RE: Again

    That is the funniest thing I've heard this month
     
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  10. Gue

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    ''looks wicked'' ...

    ... yes - that's exactly the kind of thing I'd say.
    I'm a married man.
    My fashion funds are now almost zero.
    I think fashioning a shirt from bazooka bubble gum, 12 doilys & 4 used tampons deserved a bit of credit.

    You, on the other hand, dress like a spacker.
    The tight legged jeans & Doc Martens (by Caterpillar) made you look like you'd escaped from the 70's soft rock asylum.
     
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    He wore a D.O.I.L.Y

    A D.O.I.L.Y

    D it's a doily
    O it's f*cking 'orrible
    I innit insipid
    L what a loony
    Y the f*ck did he wear it?
     
    Jay, Jul 25, 2005
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  12. Gue

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    RE: Transpose 'manly' ...

    Horizontal stripes. Made me look wider.

    And your elaborately patterned pink shirt. F.ucking hell. Seriously.

    No hair on mine thanks your worship.
     
    Guest, Jul 25, 2005
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  13. Gue

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    Kinell.

    If style were footballing ability ... I'd be Arjen Robben compared to your Kevin Donovan.

    Mrs Ponty spent 9 hours stitching those doilys together.
    You don't appreciate skill.
    That's why you think Anthony Kay is a striker.
     
    Guest, Jul 25, 2005
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  14. Gue

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    I know.

    The shirt was simply stunning.
    It took me 30 minutes to wrestle it from a Tramp.
    That's why it smelled a bit odd.

    Yes - that's right.
    It was the horizontal stripes.
    And the gret fat gut.
     
    Guest, Jul 25, 2005
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    RE: well said

    you started watching the reds while under machin,and it didnt putt you off,fecking gobsmacked.mel machin most negative manager ever:S
     
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