Re: a totally weird way to announce Sorry, I should have followed your lead of getting pissed and posting incoherent rants abusing everyone then claiming I'm not allowed to drink. That's the best way to announce yourself as a first class pillock.
Re: aye but what you have to remember is this Be careful in the morning. You could still be over the limit on your way to work
It's all a cliche though. Just look and those terms are all over Facebook, Twitter etc., yet nowhere else. Still, not quite as cringeworthy as anyone saying "Wi all Barnsley aren't wi? "