For a split second, I thought this was a thread about vaginal wigs. A subject which doesn't get a proper airing on this forum. I'll get me coit...
On a side note - we spent nearly 100 years calling dogs Alsations because of the bad press they’d have got being German Shepherds. Not to mention our own royal family, and then Liz marrying ‘Phil the Greek’ when it’s obvious to everyone* that they’re all German. *maybe not everyone, I got slagged off last week for assuming everyone knew the Ambulance at the ground isn’t NHS.