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  1. fir

    fired Administrator Staff Member Admin

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    shhhhhh!

    ...not supposed to say the "c" word on here


    in any case it's you & Tina that can't get your timing sorted out. (fancy that - having 6 weeks off, and taking holiday when the footy season just gets under way...tut tut Tina...) I think you'll find I have been available for the last two weeks! And as for Stahlschwanz, well he doesn't help being in Germany!

    Seriously though, I'll be around Barnsley quite a bit next 3 weeks as my sister is over from Canada
     
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    Yay

    When does Ian get back?
     
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    Why should I know?

    Sometime before Saturday :D

    In fact it must be before Fri night cos he was on about some possibility of going to some dining establishment in Dodworth for a pre season BBS do. Don't think it got off the ground though. Folks working shifts, and gooing on exotic hols etc.

    :eek:
     
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    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    These exotic hols?

    Are those the ones where you get sun stroke?
     
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    Hardly

    I'd describe that as a "budget" holiday.

    Well "budget" excluding the cost of a new bigger car & roof box to accomodate all the clobber. Think Tina has cornered the exotic holiday market ... even if she did choose to take it when the Reds were at home.

    :D
     
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    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    I'm free most evenings for a curry

    Apart from those when I'm not free.
    Hope that helps.
     
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    You've done it now!

    Said that word - there'll be all kinds of repercussions.

    I shall discuss this urgent issue with our Dil Raj representative on Saturday. Hopefully by then he will have got beyond his withdrawal symptoms. (dribble)
     
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    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    Oh no (!)

    Curry, curry, curry, curry, curry, curry, curry, curry, curry, curry, curry, curry, curry, curry, curry, curry, curry, curry, curry, curry, curry, curry, curry.
     
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    I sure hope

    That "deprived" one hasn't seen that. (dribble) (dribble) (dribble)

    ... and as for Uncle Mort ... he'll have yer. :((
     
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    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    I'm not scared of Dave

    If he starts getting aggressive with me, I'll set Crystal on him!!
     
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    Morning all, ears burning, time we all went out

    For cow heel with tripe, dripping and cabbage.

    Back on Friday, will be in the cow heel house on Friday night.
     
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    Damn

    I'm on afternoons Friday and doubling back onto mornings on Saturday.
     
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    Morning Big Man

    You have a hard life - hope your shift finishes in time for the match. Can you get cow heel in the works canteen?
     
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    I'm going to the game straight from work

    We no longer have a works canteen, I blame Thatcher!
     
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    RE: Morning all, ears burning, time we all went out

    Hello and welcome home.
    Out of interest what is cow heel? Do you actually eat the foot of a cow? (puke)
     
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    I might have to get the "Thatcher's Legs" story out

    The next time we meet. Can't tell it on here :D
     
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    Only one place for it

    Dodworth Valley then? Your favourite waitress was "advertising" some tripe on her clothing last time I went in there.
     
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    Isn't it about time you joined our gang?

    Assuming, of course, you can control your lustful urges once you set your eyes on Stahlschwanz & myself.
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    kanecat Banned Idiot

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    RE: Isn't it about time you joined our gang?

    Can't believe you've finally asked me join your gang, i've been trying to muscle in for ages!!
    I will do my best to control myself when i finally meet you both. Ooooooo young man!!
     
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    Welcome Home????

    Thanks very much but a bit premature - don't get back until Friday.

    Ask Uncle Mort about cow heel - as far as I know it is a Lancastrian speciality consisting mainly of the gelatinous stuff around the heel joint - never had it though. Since I am not allowed to mention my usual favourite food I am using it as a substitute.

    Here is an interesting recipe which includes lips, head, heels, ears etc. If you are of a delicate disposition, don't click on it http://www.millionmenu.info/eng/recipes/collection/drecip594/
     
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