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  1. Andy Mac

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    Why is there only one Monopolies Commission?
     
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    Why Bungle walk round naked in the day but put his PJs when it was bedtime
     
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    Doesn’t “expecting the unexpected” make the unexpected expected?
     
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    Do Australians call the rest of the world "up over"?
     
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    They used a sundial, obviously:)
     
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    How did the sun know the time?
     
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    Why is it, when there's a knock on the door, dog's always think its for them.
     
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    Are G men so called because they always find the spot
     
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    With the sundial .... Keep up :)

    Time was invented long before clocks were
     
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    What did Ham suffer from before it was cured
     
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    how do we know the Sundial was showing the right time when it was first utilised.
     
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    I conducted some extensive research ( well googled it) and found the following

    It is unclear what kind of creature the character represents; while Bungle is a bear and George a hippopotamus, Zippy bears no obvious resemblance to any real animal. Presenter Geoffrey Hayes has said of him, "I don't think anyone has a clue what he's meant to be."

    and more interestingly
    It is revealed that Zippy was made orange because the director of Rainbow was a supporter of Dunde United team.

    wonder if that fact is know to @arabian_ian
     
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    He also wrapped himself in a bath towel from time to time.
     
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    Flammable and Inflammable are synonyms.

    Non-flammable would be the opposite
     
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    Because the moons made of cheese.
     
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    Why have Oxford and Cambridge universities come up with different conclusions after spending 1 million pounds each in funding on the age old question
    ''why a man's Penis is so shaped like it is''
    Oxford stating its to satisfy a man during sexual activity whilst Cambridge claim its for womans satisfaction.
    Especially when we all know, it's to stop your hand slipping off when w@nking
     
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    If I wanted to grow seedless grapes, where would I get the seeds from?
     
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    Oh yes. Everyone knows that Zippy is an Arab.
     
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    And Bungle is a sporting director
     
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    But of which club?
     
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