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  1. Sta

    Stahlrost Well-Known Member

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    I've had several similar ideas

    1) Phone a newspaper and tell them there's a bomb in the North stand at Oakwell

    2) Secretly sabotage the undersoil heating and hope it snows and/or freezes

    3) Break into Oakwell on Friday evening after work and turn the sprinklers on full and let them run all night

    4) Order 100 tons of quick setting cement and 50 tons of broken glass and spread it all around the North stand

    5) Reprogram the Chelsea fans sat navs so they all go to Barnsley in Gloucestershire by mistake

    6) Ask the Southend chairman to contact the FA and ask for the game to be changed to Friday evening
     
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    At least it's on telly

    So you should be able to watch it out there
     
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    (3) won't work

    These top Prem teams do that before every game anyway.
     
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    RE: Damm

    We could have a BBS whip round for you, so you can go Sunday instead :D :D :D
     
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    Good idea

    First they have to pay £3 extra for a ticket, then they have to pay for another flight ticket for me. Should go down really well that. Thanks mate.
     
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    Number 5 probably won't be required

    According to the Chron that's happening to sat navs a lot anyway!
     
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    RE: Good idea

    You would have struggled to get a pint for three quid before the QPR match in Shepherds Bush and so i'm sure there would be two hundred people on here willing to put a quid towards a later flight for you.
     
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    This thread just proves it - there's no point in moaning!

    Good luck to everyone hope you all get tickets, hope you enjoy it and above all....

    WE WILL WIN! See you all at Wemberlee!
     
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    There's no answer to that

    Except that I don't think it will happen. If it does it will only make me cry again anyway.
     

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