RE: Hello mate ! Nar, I'm only going to wear that when I get an invite to one of them gay f*ck, suck love-ins that you're so fond of attending. Are you going to be working the pipe tonight or the wall?
I bet you're the life and soul at the hostel! Do Ali G, go on, do him. 'Is it becoz I is black?' hahahahahhaa, etc.
RE: Hello mate ! Is that what happens, you seem to know alot about it, was it that Harrow Tyke ? Dirty bugger
If he's doing requests, I want the one where he tells us how wealthy he is, I love that one. I normally read it in a Joe Pasquali voice.
RE: Hello mate ! Is it chips and gravy t'neet? Or have you got enough for a slab of special brew. Sounds to me like you've already started. Do you get drunk all the time?
RE: I bet you're the life and soul at the hostel! I'll bet Barnsley is full of Borats ? Have you got fuzzy hair ?
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RE: Hello mate ! you been on the Stella again, you'll only feel embarrassed when you read your messages in the morning Were you tanked up when Harrow Tyke made you his dogs bitch ?
RE: Not been again hey? Not been ? How do you work that out, I'll be there next week, is that slag heap still there behind your goal it's so long since we played at Jokewell ? Don't forget to tell all the nurses and doctors that you're a dingles fan, wonder what they made of that i mean it's highly relevant at work isn't it ?
RE: Hello mate ! Best you get off Len mate. Don't want to miss your shift selling the Big Issues down at Midland Station. Have you fed the dog? No, not the wife.
Breaking NEWS!!! Barnsley v Blunts called off!!!!! The Football League have just discovered that apparently, Barnsley will never play Sheffield United again. Game has been called off. Pools panel sitting and down as a 'home win' on your coupons.
Man management & team building not your field is it? Possibly the most unneccessary question I've ever asked
RE: It's called puberty, bud. Fuzzy hair. You know, Leonard..... those bits you have to keep picking out of your teeth.
RE: Hello mate ! No i'll stick around I'm quite enjoying this, still if you're looking for a way out ? You're hopeless without backup Biggles