Morning boys . Any suggestions for Girl Friday ?

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  1. Gaz

    Gaz Active Member

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    No chance.

    About as much chance as Rachel Weisz wearing nothing but a snake. Probably a python.
     
  2. JLWBigLil

    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    Admit it , you love me

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    Also , because I'm such a friendly , old gal :-
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    RE: Frank Bough.

    any of her with kit off
     
  4. Gue

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    Woohoo! Hop on baby!

    What's the chances of that eh? What's the chances?
     
  5. JLWBigLil

    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    A cute babe ?

    Laura ,when she'd just come off her life support machine :-
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    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    Sorry darling , but no
     
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    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    Nope , not a chance ..................

    Unless you mean like this :-
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    Well , I'll see you next Wednesday

    Kev says can he watch ???
     
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    Unbelievable.

    Talk about lucky.
     
  10. Isl

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    RE: Unbelievable.

    She'll definitely not find one of Drew with a monkey on her **ts
     
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    Very mild nudity ( not the flipping monkey )

    <img src ="http://194.30.231.7/kathnews/send/fun/fun_drew1.jpg">
     
  12. Isl

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    RE: Very mild nudity ( not the flipping monkey )

    bless you Crystal, you're almost on the same pedestal as Drew now..
     
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    Thank you , I think !!

    Kev's often been called a silver back gorilla ( by Ali & Cazi for example ) and there are times when he really gets on my .........(2gay) :pff
     
  14. Gue

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    ooh just thought on

    That lass that I passed in Meadowhall last Friday night. Dark hair, specs. Stared me out, and I'm assuming I didn't owe her money/have a court case pending, and that she was warm for my form.

    She was lovely.
     
  15. Gue

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    Wahay! Show us your monkey!

    Actually it's a barbary ape (which perversely has no tail but is, in fact, a monkey.) (or summat.)

    Now one of <span style="font-style: italic;">them </span>holding a union jack, that <span style="font-style: italic;">would </span>be something.
     
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    RE: Thank you , I think !!

    Yeah, I think I'll keep the image of Drew in my head for now though..
     
  17. Gue

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    Here you go mate.

    I've got a mate in security.

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  18. JLWBigLil

    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    Ah yes

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    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    Now I'll admit defeat !!
     
  20. Gue

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    RE: Here you go mate.

    swoon
     

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