Most birds you've ever shagged in one day

RE: To be fair

Don't mind ifI do. I'll bear that in mind mate.</p>

 

RE: I can't top that.

By all accounts they were all punters, one per break and it was a long night. To be fair to him he's not proud of it, someone else brought it up and he was a bit embarrassed. It is pretty **** innit? He's a cracking lad though, you can't fail to like him.</p>

I think I know of a similar situation. We sat down for our snap once underground and a Scottish lad who was working with us farted Colonel Bogey. He looked like he was struggling on the last note and he said, &quot;I nearly **** maself but I had tae go fer it.&quot;</p>

Yes, that's it. Shagging 7 different 20 year old clubbers is the same as farting Colonel Bogey down Grimey pit. What the **** am I on about?</p>

 

RE: I can't top that.

I must admit you've confused me with that (chinny)

 

RE: I can't top that.

Ithink I was on about going beyond the point of comfort just to log the experience (if you'll pardon the expression.)Strangely enough (or maybe not)Ithink the pit-farter is more comfortable with his achievement than the clubber-shagger.I can't imagine being too proud of either but I'm the bloke who drunk a pint of Bacardi to show the Dutch how it's done so what do I know?

 

So, in all likelyhood....

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....you humped your sleeping bag 5 times.</p>

 

RE: I can't top that.

Did you vomit after the pint? Be honest

 

RE: I can't top that.

Big time. I was cool at first and, having laid down the challenge in the first place,they were suitably put in their place and scarpered. My mate was quite bemused and keeping an eye on me but I went in an instant ding! splat! like they do in films, like I'd been shot in the head. It's a good job he's a big strong lad, 15st of dead weight must have taken a bit of carrying.</p>

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