Most despised chore as a married man

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  1. Redhelen

    Redhelen Well-Known Member

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    Cover inside out, get your hands down to the bottom two corners, get the top two corners of the duvet and shake. Takes all of 1 lmin if that!
     
    Redhelen, Feb 14, 2023
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    Having to chastise the wife for getting any of the aforementioned tasks wrong but I hope she realises i only do it to help her become a better person!!!
    Happy Valentines Day to my beautiful wife :D
     
    Cowboy, Feb 14, 2023
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    I hope you told her to get herself a Valentines card when she was out doing the shopping
     
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    '"You smooth talker you"
     
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    Doesn't matter what I do as a chore, painting, washing up, hanging washing out, ironing, hoovering, I guarantee the wife will find some fault with it.
     
    Simon De Montforte, Feb 14, 2023
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    I hope she doesn't mind being called "the old deaf next door".
    They can often hear more than you imagine.
     
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    I thought it was a piles instrument. Perish the thought. :confused::eek:
     
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    she is completely deaf to be fair and has taken to roaming the street at any hour not knowing what she’s doing so I don’t think she will mind what I call her!
     
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    Having to unload and load the dishwasher. I prefer the old fashioned pots because you have to rinse them off before you put them in anyway. Another gripe of mine is having to do Laura's pots when I haven't even been in. I can understand if it's a family meal and Laura has cooked. I'm more than happy then. However, sometimes I come home from work to a sink full of pots and expectant Laura wanting me to do the dishwasher. She has had George all day though. I suppose one chore isn't bad.
     
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